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Funny, predictable, humours dad jokes!

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Like the ones which make you laugh! Keep them clean too!!

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What do you call the trench around a medieval cheese castle?

A MOAT-ZARELLA!

 

 

Patient: Doctor, every time I open my eyes I see Mickey Mouse and Pluto...

Doctor: So how long have you been having these Disney spells?

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Question -  What's the best way to catch a rabbit?

Answer- Sit in the middle of a field and make a noise like a lettuce

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Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?

A: Froze-T

Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

A: Nobody nose.

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