Match Report: Notts County clowns ripped apart by Yeovil Town

Meadow Lane turned into a circus on Friday night as Notts County traded their football boots for clown shoes.

Hell, had they actually played in those, it probably wouldn't have made a difference to the scoreline as a modest Yeovil Town side came to town and left with a 4-0 win.

Frankly it's a miracle you even bothered to click on this match report at all so I won't waste your time, I'll keep it brief.

Alex Fisher scored twice in the space of two minutes - 34 and 36 - as the Notts defence was sliced open like butter.

The same man then latched onto a long ball and was given the freedom of the city of Nottingham to bear down on goal and complete his hat-trick.

Then just to rub salt into the wounds, Kane Hemmings slammed what can only be deemed a "pity penalty" onto the woodwork and former Notts man Yoann Arquin added a fourth.

This has already taken me five minutes to write - not to mention your one or two minutes reading through this - and frankly I think it's too much, so I'll leave it at that.

Try to enjoy your weekend, forget about the football and let's leave it to Kevin Nolan to actually do his job and rally his troops after this, yeah?

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