This chap was walking around Blackpool, it was his first visit and he was fascinated by the tower he stood there looking up in wonder, when he was approached by a Lady of the Night.  She stood next to him and they began chatting she told him that they began building the tower in 1891 and it was first opened to the public in 1894 and when it was first built, it was the tallest structure in the British Empire. Then she leaned in and asked, Do you Fancy a bit? The chap looks at her and says Why are they pulling it down?

Same chap was walking along the Blackpool North pier  and noticed a Bloke had a long piece of rope on the end of which was a steel bucket, which he dipped into the sea he then hurled the bucket back up and put the collected sea water into a water barrel next to him. What you doing? asks the first Chap. Selling sea water a pound a bucket replies the bloke. I'll take a bucket says the chap passing over a pound. The bloke picks up a kids plastic bucket and fills it with sea water. The first chap thanks him and then spends the rest of the day walking round Blackpool with his bucket of sea water looking at all the sights.  About half five he goes back to the north pier, and the tide had gone out and the bloke who had sold him his bucket of sea water was packing up. The chap went up to him and said By Gum you've sold a lot of sea water today.