I was chatting to a Mate the other day and he seemed a bit worried I've got this problem, I've got this Rash up the inside of both my thighs and it goes up around me Private Parts.

Have you shown a your Doctor?

Yes

What did he say?

Ring the Surgery for an appointment next Thursday. Then he carried on Shopping with his Wife.

 

 

 

 

 

This Chap rings his employer up and says Boss I can't come in today I'm full of Cold. You have to replies his Boss we need to get this order out on time and I need everybody here. But I do feel lousy Boss. Do you know what I do when I'm not very Well? I get hold of my wife and give her a Good Seeing Too. Try that. Ok Boss I'll give it ago.

Just at the end of the Dinner Hour the Bloke who's ill manages to stagger into work. Great You Made it say s the Boss, You Did What I told you to Do then. I certainly did Boss, and can I just say You've Got A Lovely House.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A a White Horse walks into a bar and orders a Whiskey.

What type of Whiskey? ask the Barman. We've got Teachers, Bells Whyte & McKay and even one named after you.

What says the Horse Eric?

 

I was thrown Out of Weight Watches for making sarcastic remarks at the weekly Weigh In.

 You can Imagine I took it with Huge Grace. Because they threw her out as well.

 

I had Stew & Dumplings last night.

I shouldn't call Her That But She is A Big Girl.

Edited March 30, 20241 yr by Wheelbarrow repair man

 

The Wife had bought herself a New Pair of Jeans, she stood in front of the Bedroom Mirror

and of course I get the Usual Question. Do these Jeans make my Bum look Big?

No Sweetheart Chips Crisps and Chocolate make your Bum Look Big.