Now you see it Now you don't Now you see it Now you don't. Sound like a Nudist rolling down a Hill.

I said to my Mate Why do you keep Scratching yourself? He replied Because I'm the only One who knows where the Itch is.

Two Owls sitting on a Branch one says to the other I've just got engaged, his friend says You Twit To Who?

I was at a Mates Birthday party and said to another friend Gary isn't all that Old you know. There was only 27 candles on his cake. Mind you that's only on the Slice I had.

 

Do you remember when Notts had the idea of bringing a friend to the Lane? Well me and Alan who'd never been to a Football match came to watch the Magpies in action. We were right at the Back of the Kop when Alan says

I need to go for a Wee where's the nearest Loo?

You don't need the Loo Just Wee in the  Wellington boot of that Bloke next to you.

Won't he feel it? asked Alan

You Didn't I replied.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This just in there is a rumour that Notts are going to sign an Irish Midfield Wizard he's only a little fella that goes by the name of A Knee Mick.

A little lad asks his Dad.

Dad where are the Rockies? I Don't Know Son. Dad when was the English Civil War? I Don't Know Son. Dad what the Square Root of 519? I Don't Know Son. Dad you don't mind me asking you these questions do you. Of course not Son how do you learn anything if you don't ask.

This chap throws a coin into a Wishing Well  then suddenly this little bloke playing a piano appears. The Chap say s I didn't wish for a twelve inch  pianist.