WARNING

Never Laugh At

Your Wife's Choices

Remember

You Were One Of Them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking round B & Q there was a big Orange sign which said Stainless Steel Sinks. I thought yeah I know it does.

My Mates wife had a Bluebird tattooed on her shoulder when she was in her 20's. Now she's in her 60's It looks like a Vulture.

I used to be a Human Cannon Ball in a Circus. £120 a week plus a bit of Travel Money.

My youngest Son comes in the front room and says Dad there's a bloke with a Bald Head at the Door. I said Tell him I've already got one.