Jokers Wild: Joke Of The Day.

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

I went to help a mate out with his boat hiring business. What would happen each boat had a number on it and people would hire the boat for a certain length of time and when the time was up the boat number would be called in over a Mega Phone, and the boat would be returned. My mate showed me how to go on.

Right when a boat been out long enough you pick up the Mega Phone and say Boat 24 come in Please Boat 24 Thankyou.

He gave me the Mega Phone and after about quarter of an hour I announced Boat 99 come in Please Boat 99 Thankyou.

I haven't got a Boat 99 said my Mate. Picking up the Mega Phone I asked,

Boat 66 are you in trouble?

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

WWW.Conjunctivitis.com There's a Site For Sore Eyes.

At a local Athletics Meeting I was Chatting up a Lady Sprinter. People said I was trying to Pull a Fast One.

I once found an Alphabet Grenade. I thought if this goes Off It Could Spell Disaster.

I Love Fun Fair Food. Candy Floss Toffee Apples and those Boil in the Bag Gold Fish.

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

I was telling my Mates about the time me the wife and kids were on holiday. The Wife had taken the Lads down to the sea for a paddle and I was busy building Sand Castles for when they came back. 

All of a Sudden there was one hell of a row this bloke and his missus started screaming at each other Anyway he slaps her the she slaps him back and they were arguing and fighting.

Well somebody must have called the Local Plod, because this Copper turns up and tries to calm things down. Only for the bloke to start having ago at the Copper.

You'll never guess what happened next. Both my Mates Shook Their Heads. 

This Crocodile Comes Along And Eats Them All.

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

I don't know you think you Know Somebody then they Surprise you by doing something out of the Ordinary.

Take my Wife I didn't know She Was A Heckler

Boo Get Off Go On Get Off You're Rubbish

That was quite up setting when We were in Bed Together.

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

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[Wheelbarrow repair man]

I have a Step Ladder. My real Ladder Left  when I was  Three.

This little lad was on a school trip visiting some stables, when he saw a woman putting a feeding bag on one of the horses .

You'll never do it Missus.

Do what? asked the Woman.

Get that Big Horse into that Little Bag.

My Mate named his daughter after her Grandma. In fact Passive Aggressive Psycho turns five tomorrow..

A friend of mine went to one of those wife swapping parties, he did quite well. He Got a Toaster a Hoover a Microwave and a Set of Six Crystal Cut Drinking Glasses for her.

 

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

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[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

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