When I was younger my Mum used to say

There's always one weirdo on every bus

But I could never find him.

If the Actress Whoopi Goldberg married Master of Horror Peter Cushing. She be known as Whoopi Cushing.

And if Claudia Schiffer married Brains from Thunderbirds. She be known as Claudia Schiffer  Brains.

Do you remember that Fox puppet on the tele Basil Brush. Did you know he had a German cousin Herr Brush ?