So I'm at the Doctor's and I get called in to her surgery.

Hello what seems to be the trouble ? she asks.

Morning Doctor. I've got this Discharge.

Alright drop your Pants and Boxers and I'll have a Look

So the Doctor looks and starts handling the Old Family Jewels. and things start to , well you know respond. Thankfully she stops and things start to settle down. 

Alright she says  you can pull your Boxers and Pants back up. Now how was that?

Very Nice I replied.

Now this Discharge

It's coming out of my Left Ear Doc.

 

 

You know as you Travel around don't see some strange signs like

All Day Breakfast. I thought I haven't got time for that.

Family Fun Day. Now there's three words that don't belong together.

Then there was the time my watch stopped during a minute's silence

I was stood there for hours. I couldn't tell anybody.

Imagine coming Last in a Race For Life.