Jokers Wild: Joke Of The Day.

[Robbie]

 

[Robbie]

 

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

There's this Doctor walking around a Maternity Ward he goes to the first bed.

Morning Mrs Thompson. I see your Baby's due on August the 15th. What do you want a Boy or Girl.

I'm Not bothered Doctor just as long as it's Healthy.

Doctor goes to the Next Bed 

Morning Mrs James. Oh I see your Baby is also due on  August the 15th. And what are you hoping for?

I'd like a little Girl Doctor because we've already got a Little Lad.

Onto the Third Bed goes the Doctor

Morning Mrs Connelly. I don't believe this your Baby is also due on August the 15th. Looks like I'm going to be busy. Boy or a Girl?

I'm Not really bothered Doctor.

Next Bed Along. Morning Mrs Reeves. Oh I see your Baby isn't due until the 19th of August.

That's Right  Doctor I Didn't Go On The Same Coach Trip The Others Went On.

 

 

 

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[Wheelbarrow repair man]

There was this couple who were going to a Friends Fancy Dress Party. Suddenly their Car breaks down. The Husband can't fix it and he says to his wife,

I'm going to lock the Car and leave it here till morning and get the AA out so they can sort  it.

How are we going to get to Ian and Brenda's ? asks his   wife.

Look says the Husband. You can see their house from here. Pointing to their Friends Big House which can be seen across a Field. We can put our costume on and walk across the Field to Ian and Brenda's.

So they put on their costume a Pantomime Cow. The Husbands at the front while the Wife is the back end. Anyway half way across the Field, they hear a Bellow.

Oh No says the Wife. It's the Bull. What are we going to do?

Well replies her Husband, I Going To Pretend To Eat Grass. I Think You should Brace Yourself.

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