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[Wheelbarrow repair man]

I was in the Kitchen the other night, the wife was sat at the edge of the table, and she crossed her legs.

Sweetheart, I said I've Never Noticed It Before, But You've Got Beautiful Knees.

She Smiled at me.

Of Course I said My thoughts Are Above Such Things.

[Robbie 𝕏 @Robbie_NCFC]

 

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[Wheelbarrow repair man]

I was talking to My Mate Dave the other day. He told me he had the Fright of his life.

Why? What Happened I asked.

Well I was in the Kitchen making the Wife a Cup of Tea, when she let out a Horrible Scream.

I went rushing into the Bedroom and found her sitting on the edge of the bed.

Look she says, pointing to her Right Foot. The Big Toe on the Foot was Missing,

In it's place was a Note. Written on the Note it Said Gone To Market.

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