Why do some people when you first meet them say,

Hi I'm Fred and I'm a Vegetarian.

I don't say Hi my name is Bert and I eat Sausages.

I'm a Vegetarian so What?

So was Hitler.

Superman and Batman were in a cafe having a chat and a Mug of Coffee.

What you been up to today then? asks Batman.

Well I was flying through the Sky and saw Wonder Woman, sun bathing naked on a roof. So I swooped down and gave her one.

I Bet that surprised her said Batman.

Yeah but Not as much as it did the Invisible Man.

I was talking to my 80 year old neighbour Stan.

He told me he was going to get his First Tattoo.

Really I said What you gonna get?

He replied he wasn't sure. Barbwire, A Heart with a Dagger through it, His Home Address.

I saw Stan my 80 years old Neighbour yesterday.

He had a Big Smile on his Face

Morning Stan I said You look happy

Yep he replied, I've just finished paying off my Student Debt.

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