Bad jokes thread

[ivansneck]

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean.

Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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[ivansneck]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

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[super_ram]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.One says to the other " Does he taste funny to you ?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Elite_pie]

When I read a recent article on the dangers of drinking, it had a profound effect on my lifestyle.

 

I've now given up reading.

[Piethagoram 𝕏 @piethagoram]

The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil during the last World Cup. I have never seen such helplessness, lethargicness and without any hope, said Jose aged 6 

[Piethagoram 𝕏 @piethagoram]

A friend treated his wife to one of those fish pedicures. He was really pleased with the results, those piranhas did a hell of a good job

[ivansneck]

Waiter will my pizza be long?

No Sir, it will be round.

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[Piethagoram 𝕏 @piethagoram]

Topical...A cat complains after reading "To kill a Mocking bird"...there's nothing in the book about killing birds