Have you ever come across the type of person, who for No apparent reason just starts talking to you? You don't know them nor they you.

But they still start chatting. Well the other day I was in a urinal have a wee, when this bloke at the other end starts hacking and spitting making an awful row. He looks at me then says.

I'll Tell You One Thing Youth. Those Pineapple Chunks Taste Bloody Horrible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know I really enjoy Wildlife Programmes on the Tele. They're really interesting.

You learn all about animals Insects fish and all the Creatures on our Earth.

You also get questions to answer about the Animal Planet, Like,

How many Flies does it take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Answer Two. The biggest problem is getting them into the Light Bulb.

 

 

 

 

The Wife and I  went  for a  drive in the country. We stopped at this nice Pub. In the lounge there was this chap sitting next to the fire he had dog lying at his feet, of course the wife goes over and starts making a fuss of the Dog.

Who's this then? she asked.

That be my Gun Dog Caesar replied the owner

Anyway we sat down at a nearby table, when this Bloke walks in and goes to the bar. Instantly Caesar's up watching this Bloke like an hawk. The bloke sits down. Caesar sits down. As soon as the bloke gets up again, the Dog's straight up and watches him until he sits down again, then  the Dog sits down again. Anyway this goes on all night every time this Chap makes a move old Caesar's up watching until the chap settles down again, the Dog sits back down. Just before closing time, the Chap turns to leave, and the Barman says

Good night Mr Partridge.

Edited June 14, 20241 yr by Wheelbarrow repair man