There's an old Guy sitting on his front porch when a little lad he knows walks by with something under his arm.

What you got there Johnny ?

I've got me a roll of Chicken wire, I'm gonna catch me some chickens.

The old Guy says You wont catch chickens with chicken wire.

But a few hours later back comes Johnny with half a dozen Chickens in the chicken wire. The following day the old Guy's out on his porch again and along comes Johnny.

What you got there Johnny?

I've got me some Duct tape, I'm gonna catch me some ducks

You'll never catch any Ducks with Duct tape.

But once again a few hours later Johnny returns with six ducks wrapped in the Duct tape. On the third day Johnny comes along swishing a stick though the air

What you got there Johnny? asks the old Guy

I've got me some P**** Willow.

Hold on Son, I'll get me coat and come with you.

 

Edited June 15, 20241 yr by Wheelbarrow repair man

 

 

 

Walking round a  Record Shop the other day looking at LP's, the prices  nowadays are Crazy.

Anyway going through Records section by Section .I couldn't find what I wanted.

So I said to the Youth behind the Counter What have you got by the Doors.

He looked at me a bit funny and replied A Bucket of Sand and a Fire Blanket.

Everybody thinks they're a Comedian.