My Mate Phil is one of those guys who enjoys collecting facts

about all manner of things Historical, Nature Human Nature

and at times he can be quite boring other times very interesting.

For example, he asked how do you know Your Girlfriend is putting on weight?

She Fits Into Your Wife's Clothes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There were these two Old Girls who were always on the look out for a Bargain.

One day they were walking round a Market and one of them finds a Toilet Brush

on the label it says For All Your Toilet Needs. Only 50p So she buys it. It's the last one.

Anyway the Two Old Girls meet up again a Fortnight later.

Here Edith how are you getting on with that Toilet Brush?

Well I'm still using it Ada, but my Husband's gone back to using Toilet Paper.