I walked into the bathroom the other day,

and the wife had just gotten out of the shower

She was Bent over in front of me Drying her feet.

I Thought Wow. I wish I could Bend Over That Far.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a Big Sign over Heaven's Gate. All Men Who Have Been Dominated By Their Wives Stand Here. 

There's A Que a Mile long. Along side the First gate there's another Gate, with a sign over it.

All Men Who Haven't Been Dominated By Their Wives Stand Here.

There's One Skinny Nervous Looking Chap Standing There. Saint Peter walks past and says what are you doing there?

The Skinny Chap Looks at him and says,

The Wife Told Me To Stand Here.