My Next Door Neighbour Bill was telling Me, being his age (77)

Does have it's benefits. When he gets on a Crowded bus, a younger person

will give him their seat. Which Bill thinks is Great. But a Little Creepy in the Men's Toilet.

 

 I was asked would I be interested in Adopt a Grandparent ?

Yeah Sure I replied. Now I've got a 95 Year Old  Man On My Hands.

I went  on line to find my Spirit Animal.

The Answer came Back Extinct.

My Next Door  But One Neighbour Bill has a New Girlfriend , who is a lot Younger than him.

He said in the Bedroom one night she Dressed up as Cat Woman and he Dressed up as Batman,

then he Confessed it was actually Alfred.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As you get older you always seem to Forget things, it's happened to me a few times,

Take the other day I couldn't find my Wallet.

Wouldn't you know it I'd forgotten My Trousers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There was a little Polar Bear Cub and a Grey Seal Pup playing on the sea ice.

They're having a Grand Old Time swimming, chasing each other laughing and shouting

you know the way Kids Do. When suddenly the Polar Bear Cub's Mum turns up.

Oi Nanuk she shouts, how many times have I Told You?

Stop Playing With Your Food.

 

 

 

The Wife hasn't been very well lately.

It Started the other night she was Coughing and Sneezing blowing her Nose.

She says to me You need to get something from the Chemists.

So I did. A Pair Of Ear Plugs.