Wrexham Manager Phil Parkinson dies and goes to Heaven. He's been up there for a couple of days, when Jesus approaches him.

Hey Phil says Jesus, there's a match this coming Saturday, the All Saints XI vs The Arch Angels, and the Angels need a Coach. Do you Fancy the job?

Sure replies Phil. Oh wait a minute Macaulay Langstaff isn't up here is he?

No. He's still down on Earth playing his Football. Any way I'm managing the All Saints and we're playing in Black & White Stripes while your guys will be in Red Shirts states Jesus.

Well Saturday comes and Phil's Angels are Crushing it, 80 minutes on the Clock and the Arch Angels are 4-0 up, then Jesus makes a Substitution and player comes on to the Pitch in his Black & White Shirt with the number 9 on the back. He seems vaguely familiar to Phil. Anyway the number 9 plays Amazing Football and scores 5 goals and at the Final Whistle, the All Saints have won 5-4. Old Phil can't believe it, then it Dawn's on him the All Saints number 9 is Macaulay Langstaff. So of he goes to find Jesus .

Oi shouts Phil I thought you said Macca was down on Earth playing his Football?

And so he is replies Jesus.

Oh Yeah What about your Number 9 then?

Jesus smiles and says Oh That's God. He Just thinks He's Macaulay Langstaff.

When it comes to football, particularly the strikers at Notts County. "God" has taken many forms.