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"one shall Stand. One Shall Fall" - Optimus Prime, Transformers movie


"I'm not confident on which end that came out of." - Megan, Bridesmaids


"Half a dinare for my bloody life story?" - ex-leper, Life of Brian


"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." - peasant, Monty Python's Holy Grail


"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - Charlie, Italian Job (Michael Caine version)


"These go to 11." Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap




Movie one liners are something I seem to store in my memory! These are a few of my favourites

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I unclog my nose in your direction,sons of window dressers

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Can't you read, all bets are off.

That's ok, cos I ain't f'kin selling it.

Do you know what nemesis means?

Stop me again when I'm walking.......

You aren't much use to me alive Turkish are you?

He wants a caravan for his Ma.

I'm sorry, I didn't bring my bi-noc-u-lars.

What do you mean, open him up? It ain't like he's a tin if baked beans.

Why do they call him "Boris the bullet dodger"? Cos he dodges bullets Avi.

Just a few of the classics from the greatest film ever made - apart from "Where Eagles Dare", of course - the legendary "******".

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Here's another fine mess....


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