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You're Non-Porno Secret Crush

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#16
Just now, Captain Sticky said:


Hayley Cucao?

Allen
 

Weak guess. Gonna have to do better than that. 

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#18

NJ has very kindly pointed me in the direction of this thread... god knows why, it's not like I've got an eye for the ladies...

:lol:

Who am I kidding?!

So I'll name my two biggest non-porno celeb crushes (very specific I must say!).

The first is Iskra Lawrence, a famous plus size model - she is absolutely delish.

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The second is Syrian Olympic swimmer Yusra Mardini. Aside from being very pretty (my type is definitely olive-skinned, brown-eyed, dark haired ladies), her story is also really incredible (Google it if you're curious).

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If I could find a girl who's got Yusra's face, Iskra's body, and a personality that is not like a sewer (no digs at my ex here, not at all)... I'll stick a ring on that.

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#19
1 minute ago, Captain Sticky said:

Is it wrong that I don't have a porno crush? Or have I missed the interpretation?

Allen
 

Alessandra+Torresani+Long+Hairstyles+Lon


Alessandra Torresani
 

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#21
1 minute ago, Captain Sticky said:


That's what I thought. Know the show but not well. Shes the only girl in it i know
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Allen
 



No straight man is not partial to a bit of Kelly, surely? 

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#25
3 minutes ago, Joe Jones said:

Have I got time for "honourable mentions"? I'll probably be here all night through to the weekend though. :lol:

We definitely have time for said honourable mentions.  

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Okey doke, you've been warned!

Emilia Clarke (she's pretty and also quite dorky in real life, 8/10 would let her mother my dragons)

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Bebe Rexha (American singer of Albanian origin, 8/10 would let her serenade me until the early hours, no broken hearts though or she'll show me crazy)

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Dua Lipa (UK singer of Kosovar origin, 9/10 would let her be the one as she is hotter than hell)

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Rachel Hunter, Kiwi model best known for marrying Rod Stewart and possibly shagging Robbie Williams. (9/10 Stacey's mom has definitely got it going on)

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That's all I can think about at the minute, I'm sure more will come to me over the next few days hours minutes...

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#30
1 minute ago, Joe Jones said:

Okey doke, you've been warned!

Emilia Clarke (she's pretty and also quite dorky in real life, 8/10 would let her mother my dragons)

 

That's all I can think about at the minute, I'm sure more will come to me over the next few days hours minutes...

Sha bang on the top 2. Bottom 2... not so sure. 

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