The aim of this game is to make the community laugh!

1: Find a joke
2: Post it
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Rule - If you find a joke to be either 'funny' or 'amusing' click 'Like'. Please don't double post - Just have fun!

I'll start....

Did you get this from @super_pie and Ellie?

Did you get this from @super_pie and Ellie?

Ha! No, I noticed it on a friends wall (Facebook). The same friend who shared the rude joke about the chicken and the egg! lol

More Please!

A supporter hands over a £50 note to the turnstyle operator at the City Ground. He says: "Two please." 
The turnstyle operator replies: "Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?"

Q: How can you tell when Forest are losing? 
A: It's five past three.
 

Heres 2! @super_ram should like them esp

@liampie.Keep 'em coming.

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, 'I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and it wagged its tail

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, 'I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased . .

And Dog was happy. .

But Cat didn't give a s***t one way or the other...

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa

Will I be allowed to post lots of Pun jokes?

Will I be allowed to post lots of Pun jokes?

Yeah, just try to make us laugh.

A Scotsman, Irishman and a Welshman walked into a bar, the barman said is this some sort of a joke?

@weymuff nice one!   

Q: Why do Forest fans carry lighters round with them?
A: Because they lose all their matches!

@Cobby is this the type of pun you was thinking along the lines of?

A bloke walks into a bar and says ouch!

A white horse walks into a bar, the barman says 'we've got a drink named after you'

The horse says what Ned?

Not a joke as such but I sure found it funny, sadly my United friends seem to have taken offense to it.

This is a joke sent from a member of our motorhome forum who resides in Australia. He has been ill lately and our cricket team have really cheered him up.

 

 

Definitation of optimism " An English cricketer coming out to bat with suntan cream on his nose"

A chap goes to the doctor's he says "Doctor, I can't stop trumping" So the doc says ok, go behind the curtain and take your pants down" the doctor then goes into a room and comes back with a long pole with a hook on the end.

The chap says "What're you going to do with that?" and jumps up.

Doc says "I'm going to open some windows it bloody stinks in here"

My grandson asked me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!

 

Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' , who has stabbed six people in the bum in the last 48 hours , they believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Q-What do you call a Forest fan on the moon?

A-A problem.

 

Q-What do you call a hundred Forest fans on the moon?

A-An even bigger problem.

 

Q-What do you call ALL the Forest fans on the moon?

A-PROBLEM SOLVED.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that , 2:30am?!

 

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that , 2:30am?!

 

Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

So @super_ram is right-You are a windbag @tonyhateley.

I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.