Isn't it Interesting? That You think you know Somebody then they come out with

 Something You Never Knew About them.

Take My Wife (I wish someone would) Turns Out Ever Since she was a Little Girl

She Wanted To Be A Ballerina.

Well Sweetheart I said You've Always Been My Nut Cracker.

 

When it comes to your body, it's just Not your Breath and Arm Pits you need to Worry About.

If You're a Bloke, there's Always that time when the Beer that other Beers Can Not Reach

Reaches the One Place You Didn't Want It To Reach In The First Place.

 

This Old Girl dies and goes to heaven. She's met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Name? asks Pete.

Mary Smith. I've come to join my husband John Smith.

Lady have you any idea how many John Smith's we've got up here? I need more than that.

Well says the Old Girl. My husband said if I was ever unfaithful to his memory. He'd turn in his Grave.

Ah You mean Spinning John Smith.