A Poem

When Lady Penelope Swoons

Her Boobs Pop Out Like Balloons 

Her Butler Stands By

With A Gleam In His Eye

And Pops Them Back In With Warm Spoons.

 

 

Seven Dwarves in the Bath all Feeling Happy. Then Happy got out, so the Rest started feeling Grumpy.

Then there was the time I Shot an Elephant in my Pyjamas . What he was doing in my Pyjamas I've No Idea.

 

 

 

 

So there I am at the Doctor's.

Now then what seems to be the Trouble? He asked.

Well Doc during the day I keep hearing the songs I'll never fall in Love again, The Green Green Grass of Home and Delilah.

Ah says the Doctor You've got Tom Jones Syndrome

Is that Rare? I asked

He replied Well It's Not Unusual.

 

Two Blondes walk into a Bar.

You'd think one of them would have been looking where she was going.

What about the Blonde who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and Putty.

Her Window panes fell out.

Why did the Blonde American Woman move from Washington to L.A?

Because it was easier to spell.

 

 

 

 

Back at the Doctors I said Doc you've got to help me

One minute I see Mickey Mouse swirling around me, then It's Donald Duck,

then Minnie Mouse and then it's Goofy.

MMM said the Doctor How long have you been having these Disney Spells?

 

So I'm chatting to a Neighbour and he says

I'm having Sex at 66. I live at 64, but I'm having Sex at 66.

So I'm in the Pub chatting to this very attractive Young Lady.

And What's your Name? I asked

Carman.

Oh is that name from your Mum's or Dad's side of the Family?

Neither. I made the name up because of the two things  I Love Cars and Men. 

What's Your name? she asked

Beer P***y.