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The things kids say

Fan of Big Tone
in Granny Pie's General Discussion

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#1

Grandson George came down stairs and had this conversation with his mum.

George: I can’t sleep

Mum: why what’s the matter?

George: There’s a funny noise in my bedroom.

Mum: what sort of noise?

George: It sounds like a spider opening a crisp packet.

:rollonfloorlaughing:

The boy is crackers.

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Proud to be a Notts County Supporter for over 60 years.

#2
51 minutes ago, Fan of Big Tone said:

Grandson George came down stairs and had this conversation with his mum.

George: I can’t sleep

Mum: why what’s the matter?

George: There’s a funny noise in my bedroom.

Mum: what sort of noise?

George: It sounds like a spider opening a crisp packet.

:rollonfloorlaughing:

The boy is crackers.

I read that and couldn't explain to  @GrannyPie  what I was laughing at for  a while because I was laughing so much .What a brilliant description. Priceles !

I see where he gets it from @Fan of Big Tone

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#3
6 hours ago, super_ram said:

I read that and couldn't explain to  @GrannyPie  what I was laughing at for  a while because I was laughing so much .What a brilliant description. Priceles !

I see where he gets it from @Fan of Big Tone

He cracks us up with the things he comes out with @super_ram

fanofbigtoneuserb.webp

Proud to be a Notts County Supporter for over 60 years.

#4

What was the noise?

I'm trying to imagine what it would sound like for a spider to open a packet of crisps. I guess it was a low rustling noise or something, at least it wasn't a monster or something like that.

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#5
2 hours ago, Chris said:

What was the noise?

I'm trying to imagine what it would sound like for a spider to open a packet of crisps. I guess it was a low rustling noise or something, at least it wasn't a monster or something like that.

Ok then ... I’m not sure what your say here ????????

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#7
4 hours ago, Chris said:

What was the noise?

I'm trying to imagine what it would sound like for a spider to open a packet of crisps. I guess it was a low rustling noise or something, at least it wasn't a monster or something like that.

We never found out what the noise was.

fanofbigtoneuserb.webp

Proud to be a Notts County Supporter for over 60 years.

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#13

Another classic from our grandson.

He’d been ill at school and had to be fetched home, next day his granny asked him if he was better, his reply:

”I’m 0% ill now Granny”, made us laugh, he wasn’t 100% better he was 0% ill. :joker:

fanofbigtoneuserb.webp

Proud to be a Notts County Supporter for over 60 years.

#15
On 28/07/2018 at 22:20, Fan of Big Tone said:

Another classic from our grandson.

He’d been ill at school and had to be fetched home, next day his granny asked him if he was better, his reply:

”I’m 0% ill now Granny”, made us laugh, he wasn’t 100% better he was 0% ill. :joker:

Sounds like a little genius you have there Tony, he thinks outside of the box and differently from others.

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