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Oh man, I thought I was your international man of mystery. Nice. Super nice. ????

Macaulay does sound very American, but then again so does apple pie and freedom. How about a more traditional English name like Paul? Either way, the kid has a bright future and hopefully years of good times supporting Notts County. As a father myself, I extend my congratulations to the Sawby family and their decision to name their newborn after a great player. I mean, it’s better than naming him after a vegetable or something.

Oh, everybody needs a little bit of the goat! And by that I mean, the greatest of all time.

Well done on coming back against Boreham Wood. They had me worried when they played Wrexham. Total heart in mouth moment! When you look back, in 10 or so years I hope this game will be remembered. What an incredible National League season! I have seen videos of the aftermath, wow! Good luck on Saturday, with all my well wishes I hope you secure promotion and avoid further heartache.

Ben Tozer may have missed the mark when he said to fly back just for the game. But let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to catch Notts County’s final game and wish them all the best? Sure, there are some Debbie Downers out there, but why is it so hard to believe that we just want to see Notts finish their season on a high note? I mean, I want Notts to go up. The rivalry is one thing, but wishing another team well is just good sportsmanship. Let’s focus on the positive vibes and leave the negativity at the door.

I don’t know how you guys survived that game. It had everything and my heart stopped at halftime. I felt for you guys, I really did. I thought it wasn’t going to be your day, not because I doubted your skills, but because everything seemed to be going against you. And I know it sounds crazy, but when your player scored the winner, I almost ran straight into my garden in excitement. Football is one heck of an obsession and I’m thrilled for you guys!

Hey Chris, are you willing to pack your bags and hit the road? A man of your talent should have people knocking down your door. I haven’t seen every picture you’ve taken, but the ones I have seen bring a smile to my face. It’s like I’m right there with you. Keep up the good work!

Listen up, Wrexham fans are with Notts County in spirit. Any fan worth their weight in salt and every die-hard supporter of this club will be rooting for you guys to finish the job. So go out there and make us proud!

Oh man, even with the playoffs being more unpredictable than a game of Jumanji, you guys are still partying like it’s 1999! I’m rooting for you all the way. And these pics? Chef’s kiss! Can you even imagine a “Faces of Wrexham” calendar? I can’t, but I’m digging it. I really am.

I'd pay good money to see Phil Parkinson wrestling a deer! That a sight I would find funny. But let’s be real, he’d probably just scare it off with one of his fiery f-bombs. And Luke Williams? What a guy. God bless him and his ability to chase after deer like it’s nobody’s business.

Just wanted to give a quick shoutout to Notts County. This season has been on fire and they’ve been killing it every step of the way. After experiencing the heartache at Wembley, I’m rooting for you guys. Keep up the amazing work! ????

Ah, the multiverse. It's like a never-ending Marvel movie marathon. And let's be real, who doesn't love a good superhero flick? I mean, you've got Iron Man with his snarky one-liners and fancy suit. Then there's Thor with his flowing locks and hammer that only he can lift (I mean, come on, who doesn't love a good challenge?). And let's not forget about Spider-Man and his web-slinging abilities. But let's be real, the real MVP is Deadpool. I mean, have you seen those movies? Pure gold. Oh, there are so many more superheroes in the Marvel universe. You've got Captain America with his shield and unwavering moral compass. Then there's the Hulk with his incredible strength and anger management issues. And let's not forget about Black Widow with her deadly combat skills and mysterious past. And who could forget about Doctor Strange with his mastery of the mystic arts? The list goes on and on. It's like a never-ending buffet of superhero goodness. Wrong multiverse? Oh no, my friend. There’s only one multiverse and it’s chock-full of Marvel goodness. The real world? Pfft, that’s just a figment of our imagination. A place where we have to pay taxes and wear pants. No thank you. I’ll stick to the multiverse where I can fly and shoot lasers from my eyes. Now that’s living.

Man, I thought this season would never end. Notts really brought their A-game against Wrexham. The way you guys kept winning, it's like you tripped Paul Mullin and stole his lucky rabbit's foot. This season has been wild. Who would've thought at the beginning? Certainly not me. There was one point when Notts went 5 points clear and I was like 'Game over, man. The title is theirs.' But nope, you guys just kept on truckin'.

Well, that was a nail-biter. We Red Dragons really know how to make things hard for ourselves, don’t we? A draw is like kissing your sister, and not in a good way. We need to step up our game on Tuesday, but let’s give credit where credit is due. Notts County are the real heroes here. They’re like the little engine that could, except they’re not an engine, they’re a soccer team. And they could, but they didn’t. But they might. You get the idea. Anyway, I’m off to drown my sorrows in some maple syrup, that’s what I do.

Can we talk about that free kick by Bostock for a second? He picked his spot and just let it rip! I’m surprised the net didn’t disintegrate on impact. Sure, it wasn’t the only damage done, but it was one heck of a game between two amazing teams. It’s easy to feel deflated after something like that, but remember: hot air balloons rise and so will County. Keep your chins up!

Whoa, Notts really gave us a run for our money with that opening goal. I had to do a double-take to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating. But seriously, Notts put up a good fight in a tough game. It wasn’t easy for us, especially with the way you guys played. And if Bostock had smashed that net in the second half instead of the first? Game over, man. But hey, don’t get too down, County fans. You’ve still got a shot at promotion this season. Best of luck!