This just in from from Hollywood. A Brand New All Action Movie about Classical Music Composes is due to start Film in the Late Summer.

Starring Sylvester Stallone Dolph Lundgren Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

We now go over to see which Composer the Stars will be.

Who will you be Sly?

I'll be Beethoven 

What about you Dolph?

I'll be Mozart.

And you Chuck?

I'll be Straus 

And Finally Arnie Who will you be?

I'll be Bach.

Edited June 8, 20241 yr by Wheelbarrow repair man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know Every Year I try and find something different to give the Wife on Special Occasions,

Such has her Birthday Wedding Anniversary or Christmas.

I Remember  Last Christmas. I Bought her An Artificial Leg,

As a Stocking Filler.

 

 

 

I had to get Towed home last night

Because Mole and Ratty were to Drunk.

My Mate and his wife have called their fourth child Ivy.

Because they couldn't agree on a name so used Roman Numerals instead.

Old fashion Girls names Like Rose Elsie and Lilly are are making a comeback

And my Mates daughter and her husband wanted to give their little girl a name like that

But they couldn't decide which, so in the end they called her Nan. Saying she'll grow into it.