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Tony, you can be the first subject to test my reconditioning chamber in the cellar.  A tv will play footage of F-word wins over and over on a loop whilst monitoring your pulse and B/P.  Any excitement will result in the administration of an electric shock.  I haven't yet decided where I shall be attaching the electrodes.


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Tony, you can be the first subject to test my reconditioning chamber in the cellar.  A tv will play footage of F-word wins over and over on a loop whilst monitoring your pulse and B/P.  Any excitement will result in the administration of an electric shock.  I haven't yet decided where I shall be attaching the electrodes.

 

Make sure they're slightly damp for better effect. Also use a good air-con system to avoid the build up of unpleasant odours (burning flesh etc.)

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Tony, you can be the first subject to test my reconditioning chamber in the cellar.  A tv will play footage of F-word wins over and over on a loop whilst monitoring your pulse and B/P.  Any excitement will result in the administration of an electric shock.  I haven't yet decided where I shall be attaching the electrodes.

 

 

Oo eck, I don't like the sound of that. :shocked:

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No I didn't but I remember going to see the auctioneer selling the cattle and sheep, it fascinated me how fast they talked.

I also remember a bull escaping and charging down Meadow Lane, I think they had to shoot it.

I was on a bus, going home, once which was held up  because a bull had escaped and was charging around all over the place.I had a grandstand view from the safety of  the upper deck.It was quite funny with police etc involved.The bull was charging cars and everything in it's path.This all happened at a T junction at Leabrooks(Alfreton) and caused quite a tail back of traffic in all directions.We were held up for about 10 minutes before the bull was captured.It was again funny when the bus driver was explaining why the bus was late to boarding passengers.

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Make sure they're slightly damp for better effect. Also use a good air-con system to avoid the build up of unpleasant odours (burning flesh etc.)

I'm hoping we won't have to get to that stage and that after 5 minutes he'll be singing the wheelbarrow song.

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