The DHSS are said to be looking at prosecuting Raheem Sterling tonight after the man nicknamed "Sick-Note" was called upon by Man City to run around aimlessly for 15 minutes v Real Madrid.

Raheem has apparently been injured for 52 years.....and been successfully claiming Disability Living Allowance for all that time.

When interviewed by the DHSS after the game a shocked Raheem made this statement...."I am as shocked as you that Pellegrini told me to strip off and pretend to be fit.......... Everyone knows I'm permanently sick or injured.....in fact I've made a very successful career out of being bed-bound. ................My solicitors are looking into the case"

It's his career which will go down the drain if he doesn't get his act together. I personally think he's very overrated myself, one day he will wake up but the above post is very, very funny. Good job @tarquinbeech!

Gladbach played Man City twice in the European Cup, ot not-Champoins not-a-League as its called now. Interestingly, one of our defenders was interviewed recently and said he was the most difficult player he had faced. Given that he's played against Lewandowski, Mueller, de Bruyne, Aubameyang etc. it's an interesting comment. Shows what a talent is in there if he can get his head right.