Funniest news headline

[Joe Jones]

On Facebook I'm part of several satirical news groups that post stories with cracking (or c**ppy, depending on your perspective) headlines, with the stories themselves clearly filler from some local newspaper.

And then there are gems like this.

What's the funniest you've read? Bonus points if you can provide a clipping/screenshot!

[Joe Jones]

The Sunday Sport writers have a pretty good imagination (at least, I assume they're making them up... if those "exclusives" are real, god help us all)

[DangerousSausage]

Banger out of order: weeny wieners slammed for not living up to 'jumbo' expectations

(The pictures are just as good as the title)

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15477402.Banger_out_of_order__weeny_wieners_slammed_for_not_living_up_to__jumbo__expectations/

[Joe Jones]

7 hours ago, DangerousSausage said:

Banger out of order: weeny wieners slammed for not living up to 'jumbo' expectations

(The pictures are just as good as the title)

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15477402.Banger_out_of_order__weeny_wieners_slammed_for_not_living_up_to__jumbo__expectations/

Pah, surely she should know it's not about the size of the sausage, but what you do with it... or indeed what it tastes like...

Anywaay...

Here's a slightly less NSFW one. Needless to say, Notts fans are so buoyed by the positive start to the season that they've started getting a bit rowdy (rowdier?)...

[Chris]

Disclaimer, this headline isn't child friendly so please be warned (it is very funny mind).

[DangerousSausage]

I don't only do sausage-related jokes, but this made me do a belly laugh. Story comes complete with before and after images.

Rescued piglets served up as sausages to firefighters

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-41012135

They might as well have left them and had barbecued pork.

[liampie]

22 hours ago, Joe Jones said:

The Sunday Sport writers have a pretty good imagination (at least, I assume they're making them up... if those "exclusives" are real, god help us all)

that looks photoshopped with parts of clarkson added.