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Funniest news headline

Joe Jones
in Granny Pie's General Discussion

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#1

On Facebook I'm part of several satirical news groups that post stories with cracking (or c**ppy, depending on your perspective) headlines, with the stories themselves clearly filler from some local newspaper.

And then there are gems like this.

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What's the funniest you've read? Bonus points if you can provide a clipping/screenshot!

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#3

Banger out of order: weeny wieners slammed for not living up to 'jumbo' expectations

(The pictures are just as good as the title)

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15477402.Banger_out_of_order__weeny_wieners_slammed_for_not_living_up_to__jumbo__expectations/

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#4
7 hours ago, DangerousSausage said:

Banger out of order: weeny wieners slammed for not living up to 'jumbo' expectations

(The pictures are just as good as the title)

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15477402.Banger_out_of_order__weeny_wieners_slammed_for_not_living_up_to__jumbo__expectations/

Pah, surely she should know it's not about the size of the sausage, but what you do with it... or indeed what it tastes like... :angel:

Anywaay...

Here's a slightly less NSFW one. Needless to say, Notts fans are so buoyed by the positive start to the season that they've started getting a bit rowdy (rowdier?)...

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#6

I don't only do sausage-related jokes, but this made me do a belly laugh. Story comes complete with before and after images.

Rescued piglets served up as sausages to firefighters

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-41012135

They might as well have left them and had barbecued pork.

#7
22 hours ago, Joe Jones said:

The Sunday Sport writers have a pretty good imagination :lol: (at least, I assume they're making them up... if those "exclusives" are real, god help us all)

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that looks photoshopped with parts of clarkson added. :lol:

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