Jokers Wild: Joke Of The Day.

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[Wheelbarrow repair man]

I'm always trying to eat healthy , keep fit, the other week a Mate asked

Hey have you Lost Weight?

Well I am trying to get into Shape.

And what's this Month's Shape, a Pear? asked my other Mate.

I'll have you know I've got Water Retention I  replied.

More Like Chips and Beer Retention said my Mate. 

Yeah you're Probably Right.

 

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[Wheelbarrow repair man]

You know I've always been a Big Dog Fan. In fact all my Family have dogs.

Mind you I remember one time, I was bitten by a German Shepard.

He later apologized.  He said

He'd drank to much schnapps at Dinner Time.

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[Wheelbarrow repair man]

It was my Niece's birthday the other week.

So I asked my sister what was she into?

Oh Frozen Stuff.

So I bought some Over Chips and Peas,

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