can you cry underwater?

why does round pizza come in a square box?

why are you IN a movie but ON TV?

why is 'bra' singular but 'panties' plural

Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the 2 songs above?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why will no plastic bag open from the end you first try?

How come you never hear father in law jokes?

How do dead bugs get in an enclosed light fitting?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares why is there a song about him?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Very funny, Tony. Where have the comedians who used to tell these kind of jokes gone to ?

Les Dawson, Jimmy Cricket, One no longer with us and never hear of the other one.

Very good Tony, Some were funnier than others but all funny in their own way.

If we got Jake on here (mine and Joe's son) he'd be telling silly jokes all day long, even if some are only funny to his grandparents.

Yes Jake's jokes are hilarious if only for the silliness of them. I love it when he's thinking one up. They are all basically the same but with increasingly bizarre characters and situations.

  Example:- Why did the cow cross the road?

                   Because an alligator was after it but a car ran into it and sent it to the moon .It fell back to earth and landed in the sea and was eaten by a shark.

Great Tony, made me chuckle!

I noticed the other day, tho I've been a little limited. I wonder how we could answer some of those questions, I think that would be hilarious.

There is quite often a cow, crocodile and a shark in most of them in some way.... very bizarre but can be funny for the weirdness.

Super ram mentioned them on the phone to me one evening and i think it was the day i was busy and didn't get chance to get on here.