The Things I Have Learnt Over The Years

[Fan of Big Tone]

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can
do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it
off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think
you're finished.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we
are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for
natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working
in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and
insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are
taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go
away.
And the real pains in the butts are permanent.

 

[medievalmickey]

I have learned that life is full of problems and they are all man made.

[cheeky~k8]

Very good Tony, You've added some funny topics recently

 

I have learned that life is full of problems and they are all man made.

 

We do cause most of our problems and some like to cause us problems for their own fun.

[Chris]

I have learned that life is full of problems and they are all man made.

My mum says the same, yet it's not all man made it's 'Super Ram' made.

To be fair, she as a point.

[cheeky~k8]

Lol

[super_ram]

I've learnt that when you're minding your own business you still get the blame for everything.

[Chris]

I've learnt that Super Ram is never right

[Fan of Big Tone]

I have learnt that Super Ram and Notts Joe like to have a bit of banter with each other.

 

You've got a great father - son relationship, congratulations.

[super_ram]

 Joe says I'm never right, so how can I make any comment ?

      GOTCHA!

[cheeky~k8]

I've learnt that when you're minding your own business you still get the blame for everything.

 

Everyone else gets the blame when its notts-joe, its never his fault

[super_ram]

Too bloody true !

[Chris]

I've learnt Kate and my Father are secretly plotting to over take me and sabotage my perfect image.

Wait, I don't. Unfair!

[super_ram]

I've learnt that reading posts on this site often guarantee a good laugh.

[cheeky~k8]

I've learnt Kate and my Father are secretly plotting to over take me and sabotage my perfect image.

Wait, I don't. Unfair!

 

What perfect image!

[super_ram]

YES! lol   l  

[Chris]

I've learnt my family do appreciate me for trying

[super_ram]

You may be a pain in the **** at times but I don't think you always realise how much people care about you. Perhaps I  don't always show it as much as I should-Sorry

[Chris]

I've learnt I should keep quiet, things are always better that way. (fear responses now)

[cheeky~k8]

Lol Its all abit of friendly banter, and its funny

 

You know we care about you

[Chris]

I've learnt my family poke fun of me but secretly, they really care

[super_ram]

And we're proud of you,particularly when you try to help other people less fortunate. 

[liampie]

i've learnt notts fans are very amusing

[super_ram]

I've learnt that every club has decent supporters (even Millwall, Leeds and R Rovers) to name a few , but only the idiot supporters get the national publicity.

 

It's a shame more isn't made.of the positive , good and amusing side of football as demonstrated by Notts fans last Saturday.

[cheeky~k8]

The idiot supporters make themselves known alot easier and stand out in a crowd, so no matter what team it is .... they will always get noticed more. Us normal fans (even if we are a little crazy ) will hide in the background unless we get ourselves out there and let others hear our opinions and voice.

I myself prefer to keep out of the way of all the attention and remain in the background.

[super_ram]

I've learned that there are a lot of unpleasant, selfish, bigoted, stupid, ignorant, foulmouthed, self centred wassocks in this world who get the limelight and publicity.

I've also learned that there are far more genuine,unselfish,  fairminded, caring people  who go unnoticed.