Funniest Notts XI

[Chris]

Absolute Radio have a game they play across their social media, they invite people to tweet, e-mail and text in players names which has been adapted to a certain subject - for example Footballers with rude names, to which the manager could be Arsene Wa**er.

Well, I'd like to see if we can name a Notts XI purely made up of funny names (you can adapt the name to fit).

Manager:

                           Goalkeeper
Right back - Centre Back - Centre Back - Left Back

       Winger - Centre Midfielder - Winger

                      Attacking Midfielder

                         Striker - Striker

So, c'mon lets have a bit of fun by naming a squad of Notts players who either had funny names or ones that sounded amusing.

[DangerousSausage]

The manager could be Gary Brazil, for the hilarious inappropriateness of the name.

[Chris]

I'd go with 'Gary Brazil-nut' just to be a bit quirky but good start. 'Paul Mince-Pie' could be a close runner up to the position mind.

[Northants Pie]

Steve Cherry would be the keeper in a food eleven.

You could always have Scott Cockroach... 

[Elite_pie]

Not sure I completely understand the idea of this, but I'll make a couple of possibly funny name suggestions.

Winger - SMyles Weston (a subtle bit of wordplay).

Attacking midfielder - Rachid Hardcock (a not-so-subtle bit of toilet humour).

[Piethagoram]

Cherry Blossom

Private Benjamin, Branston's Pickle, Murphys Law,  Egg Mayo

The Edge of Reason.... Stanley, I presume,    Bishop's Tipple         Get Carter

Waitt Watchers   Murray Mint

[Northants Pie]

You could have Steve's Scoffed 'em up front alongside Shola Ameoba.

Left back could be Marc Ebola, in the middle Walter Bullsh1t and a man by his real name Donald Cock, maybe @Elite_pie 's Richard Hardcock was his son??

Also Paul Fart.

 

 

[DangerousSausage]

No place for Andy "Chicken" Legg?

[liampie]

i always thought russell hoult was an amusing name, if we did a team based on people who was cautious. he could be the keeper!