The aim of this game is to make the community laugh!

1: Find a joke
2: Post it
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Rule - If you find a joke to be either 'funny' or 'amusing' click 'Like'. Please don't double post - Just have fun!

I'll start....

Hello and welcome to @Blathers67.Nice to see you're already joining in and posting.How about telling all us nosey lot a bit about yourself.Looking forward to more of your posts.

Don't be put off from showing the lighter side of discussion, I'm not expecting a great response but I will be seeing who skips class here!

I just on BBC Notttingham "Tale as old as time", you from Beauty and the Beast? In PoN's case @GrannyPie and @super_ram Now it was being sung by a performer, I have no idea who by but it is one of the songs I remember from my childhood. I had watched Beauty and the Beast a few months back with my daughters Ellie and Ava.

As you expect they loved it. I've ranted about how cartoon's no longer teach children about life, the same can be said about Animated films but to some level it is still there. Example Disney's Up! Very hard to watch the scene where Ellie dies, which good films can provoke emotion.

Anyways, please leave a animated soundtrack either video or comment which reminds you of a time shared with your family.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAWGVXKQck

@the_dan_1 I'm expecting you to attend class..

best notts player you have seen? what game they featured in can you remember?

for me its lee hughes, he looked class and could easily find space or drop off from his markers. the game which stands out for me was the one where he scored his first hattrick he came bursting towards the kop and it all went mental. does anyone remember which team this was? i dont.

I've written my thoughts about the F.A Cup exit and the disappointment behind it, yet for me it's not the end of the world. I would just like to see if we can generate a worthwhile discussion about it, so we can see how each person feels about it.

Please have a read - Article Here



Discuss below folks - You Pies!

Joined Real Sociedad until the end of the 2016 season.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9559898/real-sociedad-appoint-david-moyes-as-new-head-coach-on-18-month-contract

This might be the right sort of club for him, as Man Utd never seemed to be the right fit.

After listening to Colin's Question about last season,

I got the impression the Derry is getting annoyed about the persistant question.

To me, last season was history when we kicked off our season at PNE.

21 point's to go

CCCOOMMEEE OONNN   YYOOUUU U  PPIIEESSSS

Mice...

It's that time of year I guess, they are looking for somewhere nice and snuggly to call home for the winter.

So far in the kitchen, one caught in a trap, the poison dish keeps being emptied, in fact this morning they had shoved the empty dish out into the floor so we could fill it up.

Up in the loft, we have caught one in a trap, the poison dish is being munched on daily, there is a body for me to go and remove now, and you can hear them running around dancing, its like Strictly come Rodent.

The plan,

more traps, more poison, and recordings of Bruce Forsyth

Sorry @super_ram, but this thread is anti Derby.

Surely this is a Notts phrase not a sheep phrase!!!

Actress Angelina Jolie left some audience members baffled when she greeted Derby actor Jack O'Connell with "ay up me duck" at an awards ceremony.

She spoke in a Derby accent and introduced him with the East Midlands phrase as she presented him with an award at the Hollywood Film Awards.

Some television viewers tweeted in delight while others did not understand why she was talking about a duck.

O'Connell has the lead role in Jolie's upcoming film Unbroken.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-30104871

Again apologies warm, but some things are sacred!!!

I've just looked at the table and we're fourth, have lost three games out of 16 and have a hard-working, passionate team. I'm excited. There now cannot be any doubt whatsoever that Shaun Derry's black and white army will lead us to the Championship and eventually to world domination and beyond. Someone's got to win promotion, after all. It's about time it was us.

Keep this at the top if you agree with the following:

WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP!

Britain has its first recorded case of Bird Flu in 6 years. The risk of spread is quite low says chief veterinary officer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30076961

The village of Nafferton lies between Driffield and Bridlington in the East Riding.

I hope today's result makes up for us missing @magpiejue's birthday last week.When she appeared on one of Cobby's early fan view videos she made super smile.

So a belated Happy birthday Magpiejue.I hope you had a good day

Hello @Hopefulpie, thanks for taking the time to join us. Care to tell us a little about yourself?

See you around our community.

Welcome to Pride of Nottingham @Melvyn Watson, please to see someone new joining us and I do hope you can find time to join in as when time permits. No doubt you'll be made most welcome

PS, Do you know our @Dan?

Hello @valk107, welcome to Pride of Nottingham. Thank you for taking the time to join us, I hope you like what you see and find time to take part in our community. We look forward to hearing from you and seeing your thoughts.

See you around the community here.

Signs till the end of the season as per the official site.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJyaTBJez4

I hate how our fans complain, it is good to see the club fixing things but the floodlights worked fine before even with a few blown or not working bulbs.

It looks like he's set to make another move, however the reports read like he could be leaving. I like Tyrell Waite, he's a good lad and player and I can't help but feel he will only improve playing in our own squad. I'm not sure the move will help him playing in the Non League, we need to work on getting our players into Burton or Mansfield.
 

Striker Tyrell Waite could be set to join non-league Lincoln City on loan.
 

The 20-year-old is on trial with the Imps and could seal a loan move to Sincil Bank for the rest of the season if he impresses.
 

Waite joined the Magpies in January 2012 from Ilkeston, but has only played nine league games for the club, scoring one goal.
 

Boss Shaun Derry said: “Tyrell has come back from Ilkeston where he didn’t play enough games. He is finding himself not involved with the squad. That’s because our squad is at a level where Tyrell has not got to yet.”

Waite has trained with Lincoln this week and Imps boss Chris Moyses said: “Things haven’t gone his way in the last few months, so we are going to have a look at him.

 

Thoughts?

For those who remember John Chiedozie will have noted that a J. Chiedozie got on the score sheet for a non league side (can't remember who) against Mansfailed with an absolute screamer. It was in fact John's son Jordan nice to see that name in football again.

Over the years I've noticed our language is getting more and more Americanised.

We now say Hi or Hey instead of Hello. Bums are now butts, nappies are diapers, films are movies. I'm sure there are more examples, are you bothered by this or is it just part of globalisation and we should accept it?

What do you think?

Here we go again folks, a very important game which in my opinion we should be making sure we secure our place in to the 2nd round. It would be nice to get that home game against Yeovil!

Accrington's form at home seems to be questionable and no doubt we seem to be better on the road right now.

However having them lineup against us here at Meadow Lane, I am expecting them to be no push overs. I do feel we can secure victory, which I have a feeling will end 2-0. Yet it won't be an easy 2-0, it will be a solid performance where our lads do us proud. I think Noble and Thompson will get us the goals.

It's the first round replay, let us know your thoughts. Discuss folks!

Ooo.. What predictions will you go for?

I would love to see Tommy Johnson play at meadow lane again what a player he would be to the current team. 

I'm a huge fan of Shane Meadows and the This Is England series in particular. TIE90 is being filmed at the moment and will hot our screens in 2015. It will be the last installment of the series. I can't wait to be honest. 

Anyone else a fan of this? 

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Looks like a few smiling faces this week then. A new card added to the bumper numbers will keep the feel good factor going!

Warning this might get you a bit hot under the collar when you read it.

Some great comments in reply to this ridiculous article.

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/sport/sport-opinion/lionised-notts-county-keeper-roy-8122551