Life's Questions.

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

As you go through Life Don't you get asked some Daft Questions? For example.

When you go to the Doctors, what the first thing a Doc asks you?

Hello how are you today? And you can bet you answer or have answered.

Fine thankyou. They why the hell are you at the Doctor's?

You're off on holiday, as you go through Customs they ask

As anybody you don't know put anything in your bags? I Don't Know anybody I Don't Know.

Or as a Stranger  given you anything? I once went on a Stag Weekend to Amsterdam.

So what's the Daftest Question, You've been asked?

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

OOOPS here's one I'd forgotten. And I can Guarantee, every Married Man on this site as been asked this at Least Once by his Wife in their Married Life.

You're Not Going Out Dressed Like That Are You?

Come on Chaps Be Honest, Who's Been Asked That Very Question? Or One Very Much Like It.

[The Heff]

At some point, I have probably said or heard all of these. It’s like being asked if you’re busy or free while on the phone. Just say why you called and get on with it!