Life's Questions.

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

As you go through Life Don't you get asked some Daft Questions? For example.

When you go to the Doctors, what the first thing a Doc asks you?

Hello how are you today? And you can bet you answer or have answered.

Fine thankyou. They why the hell are you at the Doctor's?

You're off on holiday, as you go through Customs they ask

As anybody you don't know put anything in your bags? I Don't Know anybody I Don't Know.

Or as a Stranger  given you anything? I once went on a Stag Weekend to Amsterdam.

So what's the Daftest Question, You've been asked?

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

OOOPS here's one I'd forgotten. And I can Guarantee, every Married Man on this site as been asked this at Least Once by his Wife in their Married Life.

You're Not Going Out Dressed Like That Are You?

Come on Chaps Be Honest, Who's Been Asked That Very Question? Or One Very Much Like It.

[The Heff]

At some point, I have probably said or heard all of these. It’s like being asked if you’re busy or free while on the phone. Just say why you called and get on with it!

[liampie]

when you go into a pub and the barman or whoever asks if you want to order a drink. even though the food till is at a different end of the bar, or even if its not. what can i get you is much more appropriate.

[Wheelbarrow repair man]

Here's another classic. There's an empty chair at your table at the Pub.

Is anyone sitting there? you're asked

Answer Yes there's a bloke from the S.A.S. sat there, you can't see him because he's a Master of Camouflage.

[menzinho]

When you're off on holidays and someone asks; are you going anywhere nice?

No, I've paid all this money to go somewhere unpleasant to have a horrible time!

[Robbie]

I've been many times to different dentists for treatment during my adult life & the receptionist & staff always tend to ask: How are you, or How are you today?