Ok so I get back off holiday and it seems things have been happening.

 

Gill Swerts (or something like that) a Danish international has signed, Fword have reneged on a promise to have a friendly, we are playing Mansfield for our first match which was to be a Saturday but is now a Friday, we are rumoured to be signing a Championship striker similar to Hughesy, we've got a new match analyser (or whatever his job title is).

 

Have I missed anything else?

Almost forgot the Labrokes sponsorship, that's very exciting, anything else.

You have been eating too much bacon. Gill is Belgian.... not Danisssshhhhhh

Either too much bacon or too much Belgian beer! It's strong stuff I can tell you.

You've missed the following....

@Canadian has being seen jumping between Canadian and England fans during the ladies quarter final match, how he managed to go from red to white I do not know but all I know is that it looked epic.

@Super_Danny_Allsopp changed his username to 'Super_Gill_Swerts' but decided to revert back just in case Gill didn't turn out to be all that super.

@Cobby's been announced as the new leading actor in the latest Spiderman movie.

@hissingdwarf has gone to work for ITV, this is believed to be their weather department.

@PTID1862 is running for Mayor of Carlisle since the Tories have come into power throughout the whole of the UK (majority may not have noticed).

@GrannyPie is now running people over by herself, she no longer requires @super_ram to do it.

@Joe Jones is going to do a bit of fund-raising in the form of a Notts tattoo, highest donator gains the power to choose an ex player/manager to have put along side the PON logo he's having blasted onto his arm/leg (wherever).

@cheeky~k8 has converted me successfully into a Luton Town fan (more of this to follow at a later stage)

@DangerousSausage has taken over the ownership of a nearby Meadow Lane cafe called 'Silly Sausages'.

That is all...

@Joe Jones is going to do a bit of fund-raising in the form of a Notts tattoo, highest donator gains the power to choose an ex player/manager to have put along side the PON logo he's having blasted onto his arm/leg (wherever).

 

£5 Delroy Facey.

£10 Guy Branston

£20 Kelvin Wilson... and we all know where that tattoo is going

the donations would have to be quite high now   

£20 would not quite cut it i think.