Absolute Radio have a game they play across their social media, they invite people to tweet, e-mail and text in players names which has been adapted to a certain subject - for example Footballers with rude names, to which the manager could be Arsene Wa**er.

Well, I'd like to see if we can name a Notts XI purely made up of funny names (you can adapt the name to fit).

Manager:

                           Goalkeeper
Right back - Centre Back - Centre Back - Left Back

       Winger - Centre Midfielder - Winger

                      Attacking Midfielder

                         Striker - Striker

So, c'mon lets have a bit of fun by naming a squad of Notts players who either had funny names or ones that sounded amusing.

The manager could be Gary Brazil, for the hilarious inappropriateness of the name.

I'd go with 'Gary Brazil-nut' just to be a bit quirky but good start. 'Paul Mince-Pie' could be a close runner up to the position mind.

Steve Cherry would be the keeper in a food eleven.

You could always have Scott Cockroach... 

Edited March 2, 20178 yr by Northants Pie

Not sure I completely understand the idea of this, but I'll make a couple of possibly funny name suggestions.

Winger - SMyles Weston (a subtle bit of wordplay).

Attacking midfielder - Rachid Hardcock (a not-so-subtle bit of toilet humour).

Cherry Blossom

Private Benjamin, Branston's Pickle, Murphys Law,  Egg Mayo

The Edge of Reason.... Stanley, I presume,    Bishop's Tipple         Get Carter

Waitt Watchers   Murray Mint

You could have Steve's Scoffed 'em up front alongside Shola Ameoba.

Left back could be Marc Ebola, in the middle Walter Bullsh1t and a man by his real name Donald Cock, maybe @Elite_pie 's Richard Hardcock was his son??

Also Paul Fart.

 

 

No place for Andy "Chicken" Legg?

i always thought russell hoult was an amusing name, if we did a team based on people who was cautious. he could be the keeper!