A few jokes to make you smile

[Magic magpie]

So I thought a few jokes on matchday may help us smile and start the day off right.  

So ive done a few jokes below and I hope you guys would love to add your jokes to. 

 

Why did the witches loose the baseball game.? Because their bats flew away.

why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek.? Because they always got spotted.

father asked his son for his report card son says I don’t have it I gave it to my friend. Dad asks why son replied because he wants to scare his parents. 

Why did the singer Adele cross the road to sing hello from the other side 

 

 

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I just told these to @GrannyPie and she's laughing her head off, even @cheeky~k8 smiled. Great idea!

[Elite_pie]

Notts invite a young African triallist to training.  After a quick warm up, Harry Kewell grabs the ball and runs towards the empty net and boots it in.  He then holds his arms aloft in celebration and says "ball, kick, goal", understand???.  He repeats this routine several times always ending with "ball, kick, goal", understand???  After a while the young African lad interrupts and says "pardon me sir, but my English is very good".  Kewell replies "Be quiet son, I'm talking to Kristian Dennis".

If you don't laugh you have to cry!

[Piethagoram 𝕏 @piethagoram]

@Elite_pienot just Dennis but the rest of the team as well

 

[Magic magpie]

Fantastic lads that’s put a smile on my face with doubt

[Piethagoram 𝕏 @piethagoram]

 

[Elite_pie]

I found an old vacuum cleaner in the loft, and sold it on ebay.

It was only gathering dust.

[DangerousSausage]

What do you call an elephant with no purpose?

An irrelephant.

When Yasser Arafat died, he was buried in A Spurs shirt, Newcastle shorts and Rangers socks.

He wanted to be buried in the Gazza strip.

[cheeky~k8]

Some quite good jokes

[Magic magpie]

35 minutes ago, cheeky~k8 said:

Some quite good jokes

Cheers 

[Magic magpie]

2 hours ago, DangerousSausage said:

What do you call an elephant with no purpose?

An irrelephant.

When Yasser Arafat died, he was buried in A Spurs shirt, Newcastle shorts and Rangers socks.

He wanted to be buried in the Gazza strip.

Nice one