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A few jokes to make you smile

Magic magpie
in Entertainment & News

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#1

So I thought a few jokes on matchday may help us smile and start the day off right.  

So ive done a few jokes below and I hope you guys would love to add your jokes to. 

 

Why did the witches loose the baseball game.? Because their bats flew away.

why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek.? Because they always got spotted.

father asked his son for his report card son says I don’t have it I gave it to my friend. Dad asks why son replied because he wants to scare his parents. 

Why did the singer Adele cross the road to sing hello from the other side 

 

 

#3

Notts invite a young African triallist to training.  After a quick warm up, Harry Kewell grabs the ball and runs towards the empty net and boots it in.  He then holds his arms aloft in celebration and says "ball, kick, goal", understand???.  He repeats this routine several times always ending with "ball, kick, goal", understand???  After a while the young African lad interrupts and says "pardon me sir, but my English is very good".  Kewell replies "Be quiet son, I'm talking to Kristian Dennis".

If you don't laugh you have to cry!

What right do you have to tell me I'm wrong?  You're not my Granddaughter.

#4

@Elite_pienot just Dennis but the rest of the team as well

 

If you learn something from every game, there shall come a point in time, when you should never lose... Jimmy Sirrel

#7

I found an old vacuum cleaner in the loft, and sold it on ebay.

It was only gathering dust.

What right do you have to tell me I'm wrong?  You're not my Granddaughter.

#8

What do you call an elephant with no purpose?

An irrelephant.

When Yasser Arafat died, he was buried in A Spurs shirt, Newcastle shorts and Rangers socks.

He wanted to be buried in the Gazza strip.

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2 hours ago, DangerousSausage said:

What do you call an elephant with no purpose?

An irrelephant.

When Yasser Arafat died, he was buried in A Spurs shirt, Newcastle shorts and Rangers socks.

He wanted to be buried in the Gazza strip.

Nice one ????????????????

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