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Chatting to my mate Dave we talking about old Girlfriends. He told me one of his Old Girlfriend's wanted him to spank her. Why ? asked Dave Because I'm into discipline was her reply But Dave said he didn't Spank her, he made stand in a Corner then gave her a Hundred Lines instead. Three New Websites for the single Over Sixties Person, I Don't Wont To Die Alone .Com Shingles Only And Carbon Dating. Com When You Meet The Love Of Your Life In Your 70's You Don't Have To Worry About Meeting Their Parents.

After a Humiliating 5th round Knock against fellow Brit Daniel Dubois, what is there left for Former World Boxing Champion Anthony Joshua? A.J. Suffered the fourth defeat of his career last Saturday and to me he looked Completely Washed Up, he seemed to offer Nothing against the Younger More Hungry Dubois. It seemed that there was only going to be one Winner in this Fight, from the Very First Round. Joshua did manage to land a couple of Good Punches during the Fight, But Dubois shook them off and moved in to Destroy the Poor looking Joshua. Frank Warren Dubois Promotor wants a match with the other World Boxing Belts Holder Oleksandr Usyk. But first Usyk must face a Rematch with the Gypsy King Tyson Fury, which should be an interesting encounter. There was a Rumor that Fury had fallen off the Wagon again ( a reference that Fury may have gone back on the Drugs and Booze, which resulted to him being stripped of his license the first time) after his Defeat by Usyk a Fight most people thought he was clearly Winning, before he started getting Cocky and started Showboating and got caught by a Usyk punch which Rocked him and turned the Fight's advantage to the Ukrainian. Is the Rumor True? Will the fight Happen? Time will tell. A.J. as vowed to carry on Fighting Why? So he can become a Shuffling Journeyman who gets knocked from Pillar to Post when Promotors use him as a Punch Bag stepping stone for their Promising up and coming Heavy Weight Fighters? Give it Up A.J. while you've still got your health, millions in the Bank and Nothing to Prove. Enjoy your Retirement your time in the Lime Light as gone, there are other jobs you can do or Train to do, it may Not Be as exciting as Boxing, but it'll be a Damn Lot Safer and you can Enjoy time with your Family, it may be hard at First but you'll get over that.

I was talking to my next door but one neighbour Bill, he's 76 and as just got himself a New Girlfriend. Morning Bill I said How are you and your New Girlfriend getting on? Oh we Split Up he replied. I'm Sorry, What Happened? Well it turns out she's got Multiple Personalities. And You Know Me, I'm Hopeless With Names.

Aye @Robbie, Notts should take them seriously , despite their Start to the Season, it's Not a certain 3 points in the Bag for the Magpies. But I Don't think Stuart will allow his First XI to think Notts will win the Game, just by turning up. I'm sure they will be given the Respect they deserve.

Over the years hasn't the League Cup, been called lots of different names due to the Fact that it's had Different Sponsors? I think one was the Rumbelow's Cup ? Then the Littlewoods Trophy ? Plus others. No other names come to mind at the moment.

@Robbie How Very True Mate How , How Very Tue.

Like most members on here I think this Trophy is a waste of time, I suppose the only Good Thing about it is, that as it's been said Players who haven't featured much will hopefully get match minutes under their Belts.

Right my fellow PON Members I'm going to have to ask for some help on this one. There's been a New Cup tournament Invented brought about or such, that being the National League Cup, to be played between National League sides and Premier u21 sides. Much to the Chagrin of a few of the National League sides. This got me thinking, what about all those Trophies that used to be around but are No longer played for? Some that I name may still be played for but under another name, so with your help lets see how Many Missing Trophies we can come up with. The Anglo/Italian Cup. Had to be number 1, as this Trophy sits in the Trophy Cabinet at Meadow Lane. The Anglo/Scottish Cup. I'm not sure this was a Competition, it's just I seem to remember Derby being involved in it in the 1970's. The Watney Cup. Another Trophy Competition I remember Derby being apart of in fact I believe they were the First ever Winners. The Fairs Cup. This Trophy may have a different name now, but if memory serves this was the first European Trophy won by Don Revie Leeds side. The Intertoto Cup. This European Trophy also may now have a Different name. The Home Internationals Championship. Played for by the Home Countries of England Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland. The County Cup. A trophy which always seemed to involve the Magpies and the Red Dogs across the Trent. This Trophy was played for long before I became a Notts Fan. I don't know if any other teams were involved or Not. The Brian Clough Memorial Trophy. I know after Cloughie's Death Derby and Forest used to play for this Cup. I Don't Know if it Still Is? Well there you have my fellow PON Members. Apologies if I've got any wrong or you know that the Trophies are still played for but under a New Name. I'd be Interested to know of any other Trophies that used to have place on the Footballing Calendar but are No Longer contested.

So I'm chatting to a Neighbour and he says I'm having Sex at 66. I live at 64, but I'm having Sex at 66. So I'm in the Pub chatting to this very attractive Young Lady. And What's your Name? I asked Carman. Oh is that name from your Mum's or Dad's side of the Family? Neither. I made the name up because of the two things I Love Cars and Men. What's Your name? she asked Beer P***y.

We Deserved More. Unfortunately neither Life nor Football works out that way. Things usually equal out over a Season, there will be one or more matches, we Notts Fans will come away from and Ask, How The Hell Did Notts Win That Match? As Greavsie used to say It's A Funny Old Game.

I don't think the Hate for Harry Kane is because of the way he speaks. It strikes me that the Hatred begins with the Main Stream Media. The Incredible pressure the England Football team is put under (both the Lions and Lionesses) is nothing short of Crazy. Look at the England Women's Team, they win the Euro's and Everything is Brilliant our Girls show England are Europe's Best. Then they have a couple of Not So Good Results and Out Come the Main Stream Media's Knifes. That Hatred then Trickles Down to Fans who were only a few months before Singing the Team's Praises, this then turns into Rants about Certain Players, the Head Coach and her Staff. Not being on any of the (Anti) Social Media Platforms I Don't Know if the Hatred for the way Harry Kane speaks evolved on there. There just seems to be a Dislike for the Guy on Have Your Say sections, such has on the B.B.C,'s on line Football Section. Why doesn't Kane score goals for England when he scores Goals for his Club. Why is it in all Important Matches Kane goes Missing, Etc Etc. Most of these Questions are penned by So Called Journalists, then they're picked Up by Fans and the Poison begins to Spread. Then it gets out of Control. There's plenty of reasons why Harry may have failed, the Biggest One is Gareth Southgate. A reason all England Fans should Now Be Aware Of. As it already been Stated David Beckham is a Thicko. No he's Not. You Don't earn Millions of Pounds, become an Ambassador for your Country and try and help that Country secure the World Cup or Euro's Finals and become part owner of a Major MLS Club by being as Thick As Two Short Planks. How did it come about David Beckham, was Thick? Oh Yeah. He once Stated that he didn't understand one of Brooklyn's home work Math's Questions. The Gutter Press get hold of it and come to the Conclusion, because he didn't understand the question, well that Means Only One Thing. Becks Must Be Thick. And the Fans lap it up, it's in the Press so it Must Be Right, and all these years later it's still banded about. Yet the type of question was never stated, Was it about Algebra? Who on this site Knows what "X" means? Or "B" to the Power of "C" = 35 over "D" It's all Nonsense and I Don't Care, but because I'm Not a Millionaire Footballer, or a Famous Film Star or Singer, who in the Press Gives a S**t? NOBODY.

@Robbie When I first noticed you'd mentioned me in my Notifications, I wondered How can that be? I haven't even viewed the video. Then I read your comment and watched the video. Ah you know me so well, then again I'm I that obvious????? Well if the Defense is going to Fanny about playing Tippy Tappy Football in Dangerous areas, then they Deserve all they get. How many times did Notts Do something Similar last season? It just amazes me, both the defender and Keeper could see the Danger of attacking opposition players either that or they were playing with their Eyes shut. What should they have Done ? Even kids in the infant school would know. What should the Defender have done Children? If in Doubt Kick It Out Miss.

Here's another classic. There's an empty chair at your table at the Pub. Is anyone sitting there? you're asked Answer Yes there's a bloke from the S.A.S. sat there, you can't see him because he's a Master of Camouflage.

Back at the Doctors I said Doc you've got to help me One minute I see Mickey Mouse swirling around me, then It's Donald Duck, then Minnie Mouse and then it's Goofy. MMM said the Doctor How long have you been having these Disney Spells?

Raddy didn't get booked. The Everton keeper did, but the Referee didn't Book the Notts Keeper, according to the commentary.

OOOPS here's one I'd forgotten. And I can Guarantee, every Married Man on this site as been asked this at Least Once by his Wife in their Married Life. You're Not Going Out Dressed Like That Are You? Come on Chaps Be Honest, Who's Been Asked That Very Question? Or One Very Much Like It.

As you go through Life Don't you get asked some Daft Questions? For example. When you go to the Doctors, what the first thing a Doc asks you? Hello how are you today? And you can bet you answer or have answered. Fine thankyou. They why the hell are you at the Doctor's? You're off on holiday, as you go through Customs they ask As anybody you don't know put anything in your bags? I Don't Know anybody I Don't Know. Or as a Stranger given you anything? I once went on a Stag Weekend to Amsterdam. So what's the Daftest Question, You've been asked?

Wasn't there questions asked about the attendance in Notts match at Bradford Last Season? Stating that there was No Way that many fans were present in the Official Attendance Figures. And the answer was that Bradford had added all their Season ticket holders the match figures regardless of those fans being there or Not?

England's Harry Kane became the highest scoring Englishman in the German Bundesliga when he he scored his 41st goal for Bayern Munich against Werder Breman. Despite his goal scoring record both in the Premier League and now Bundesliga, why are a lot of English fans still harping on about the Guy has never won any Silverware. He may not have won any team trophies (as yet) but he certainly has a good collection of Golden Boot Awards, and his Goal scoring prowess is certainly up there with the Best. It appears to me that should any England Star in Football (or any sport for that matter) become famous for any reason, because of their natural talent, the First thing the Main Stream Media (or Gutter Press) do is to set about knocking that Sports Star off the Pedestal they themselves put the Star on in the First Place. And this then trickles down to England fans who bombard Have Your Say comment sections with comments such has, Kane has never won anything with any Club he's played for. In Big Games he always goes missing. The same accusation was also pointed at Macca when he failed to score at Wembley, during Notts Playoff Final against Chesterfield. Let me remind those Fans Macca did score his Penalty, in the Shoot Out. Harry Kane is his Country's All Time Top Scorer, in fact in one HYS section one Fan Wrote only One Man in recent times who has kept Kane Quiet, is Gareth Southgate!! Which is True, by playing him out of position and also playing him, while he's Not Fully Fit. Kane has proven play to his Strengths and he'll score Goals, something he still managed to do, even with Southgate's Poor Tactics. Interestingly many Foreign Fans, Dutch, German, French and many others say they can not understand the Hate that comes Harry Kane's way, and that they would Love to have Kane in their National Side. And Kane Can Not Be Solely Blamed For England Not Winning Championship Finals, After All It Takes Eleven Team Members To Win A Match. So lets all Celebrate the success of an Englishman abroad and show our Pride as Harry continues to Cain Em in Germany.

Two Blondes walk into a Bar. You'd think one of them would have been looking where she was going. What about the Blonde who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and Putty. Her Window panes fell out. Why did the Blonde American Woman move from Washington to L.A? Because it was easier to spell.

Not yet being able to make it down the Lane, I have to rely on these reports and it seems the Magpies were a trifle unlucky and Tsaroulla had three good chances to put the ball in the back of the net. And as it's been stated had those chances fallen to Didzy Notts could still be sitting at the League 2 summit. However as I've said before it's a Marathon, Not a Sprint and Notts current position means Nothing now come the end of the season, is when it really Counts. Reading that Jodi hobbled off is a bit of a worry, due to the fact how important he is to the Magpies. But then again he may be able to be rested for the games against Burton and even Morecambe as I believe Notts have more than enough fire power to beat Morecambe. There's No point in trying to rush him back, should the injury prove to be more than a niggle.

Most players who remain fit and healthy will more or less Retire from the game in their mid 30's. However how long can a Manager carry on? Does he carry on for his Love of the Game? Does carry on because of his success, or Does He Carry on just for the Money? The appointment of Steve Bruce at the age 63 as the New Head Coach at Blackpool, lots of his critics will say the last for the Money, but interestingly, ( Yes the money is a motivation) but according to Bruce, he'd tried Retirement, and he didn't like it and a lot of Retirees feel the same. Awhile back I wrote a Piece entitled In Praise Of Dinosaurs (bet you'd forgotten) about Managers in their 60's and 70's who I felt could still do a job, particularly some like Neil Warnock, who's vast Experience I thought could help Stuart Maynard adapt to becoming a full time Head Coach. I think the idea was mainly Poo Pooed, so how long should it be, before a Manager will say Enough is Enough? Studying present Managers in their 60's it would seem Carlo Ancelotti is perhaps the most successful, winning the Champions League at 65. David Moyes also won a Trophy with West Ham while in his 60's an another successful 61 year old is Jose Mourinho and Alex Ferguson was still at the Top of the Management Game at 72. Speaking of Neil Warnock who at the Age of 75 is the elder statesman of Managers/Head Coaches on the active list he's still prepared to listen to offers from a Club, despite his age. However it would seem only Clubs in Dire Straights with the threat of Relegation hanging over their Heads, will approach likes of Neil Warnock. And perhaps the same can be said of his Fellow Ex- Notts County Manager Sam Allardyce who is 69. Of all the most successful Managers at 53 Pep is the baby of the bunch, so if he feels like it, he could still have another 10 years plus at the Top, the thing is will he want too? At Club level he's won just about everything there is on offer, how long before he turns round and utters the words Enough is Enough and retires from the Game? Jurgen Klopp seems to have had Enough and retired at the age of 57, perhaps Klopp may make a comeback as the German National Coach, is that all that's left for Pep? Success as the Head Coach of a National Side? Maybe England? So there's a few questions for my fellow PON Members to get their teeth into, so what do you think, when is it the Time for a Manager/Head Coach to call time on his Career?

I would like to think Macca will return to the Lane one day, maybe towards the end of his career around the time of his mid thirties. Then again he may not be pulling up any trees at Millwall, but all it needs is a new Head Coach to come in and all that could change, then again a move to another club could prove to be the charge he needs to get back into his scoring groove. After all there were all sorts of rumors that Macca was going to end up at Leeds, not long after he'd signed for Millwall, which was Debated on this site. And I still can't shake the feeling that sometime in the future Macca is going to end up playing for Luke Williams again. But back to Les in answer to my own Question, it does seem it was harder for a Striker to score goals when Les was at his peak, than it is nowadays. Defenders seemed a lot Meaner back in the Day. Another Question I'd Love to ask the man himself. If Les had gotten the Service that Macca did over the past two seasons during his time as the Top Notts Striker, how many more Goals does he think he may have added to his Total?

Let's just add a Little Bit of Spice, to the Above Question, by elaborating on it. Do you think it was harder to score Goals at the Time Les was at his Peak, or Nowadays in Macca's Era ?

After posing a Question about the Great Jimmy Sirrel. I've decided to ask one Regarding Notts County's all time Top Scorer Less Bradd. That being Do you think Les's Record of 125 League Goals, will ever be Beaten? I know Macca had a Good Go., in the two seasons he was at the Lane. Les of course scored 137 goals in 398 games for the Magpies. Tony Hateley is 2nd on the list with114 goals in 215 games. Jackie Sewell scored 104 goals one more goal than Tommy Lawton's 103 but it took him 193 matches compared to Tommy's 166. Finally rounding off the Top 5 all time Notts scorers Tom Keetley scored an Amazing 98 Goals in 110 matches. That My Fellow PON Members is one Hell of a Strike Rate. ( All Data from Google Search and Wiki Pedia) It does make you think how many Goals Macca may have scored, if he'd have seen out the New Contract he signed for the Magpies prior to his Move to Millwall. And you never know, he just Might, Might Return to the Lane One Day.