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The butcher and the dog

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A joke to cheer us up.

 

 

As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop he sees it is holding a £10 note with a message attached
to it saying " 10 lamb chops please"
Amazed, he takes the money, and puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth and quickly shuts the shop.
He follows the dog and watches him go to a crossing wait for the green light, then after looking both ways, the dog trots
across the road to the bus stop.There it checks the time table and sits on the bench.
When the bus arrives it walks around to the front, checks the number and then boards the bus.
The butcher follows dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs the dog takes in the scenery.
Eventually he stands on his hind legs, rings the bell and gets off at the next stop. The butcher follows.
The dog runs up to a house and drops the chops at the front door. He then goes back down the front path,
takes a big run and throws himself -whap - against the door. He does this again and again but there is no response.
So he jumps on a wall and walks around the garden, beats his head against a window , jumps off, then waits at the
front door.
A big guy eventually opens the door and starts shouting and cursing at the dog.
The butcher runs up and shouts at the man saying " what are you doing - the dog is a genius" ?

The owner replies " Genius my foot - This is the second time this week that he's forgotten his key " :joker:

fanofbigtoneuserb.webp

Proud to be a Notts County Supporter for over 60 years.

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I was expecting it to be funnier but it's not bad, it did make me smile and a little laugh followed.

:P:whistle:

 

 

I'll try harder next time. :)

fanofbigtoneuserb.webp

Proud to be a Notts County Supporter for over 60 years.

Got a laugh from me, but as it's been proved with my video choices of funniest I still have a child level sense of humour. Comes from spending my whole life as a child.

Was one. Worked with them for 20 years. New job they are even younger! And don't forget my own two who are as daft as brushes!!

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