The things kids say

[Fan of Big Tone]

Grandson George came down stairs and had this conversation with his mum.

George: I can’t sleep

Mum: why what’s the matter?

George: There’s a funny noise in my bedroom.

Mum: what sort of noise?

George: It sounds like a spider opening a crisp packet.

The boy is crackers.

[super_ram]

51 minutes ago, Fan of Big Tone said:

Grandson George came down stairs and had this conversation with his mum.

George: I can’t sleep

Mum: why what’s the matter?

George: There’s a funny noise in my bedroom.

Mum: what sort of noise?

George: It sounds like a spider opening a crisp packet.

The boy is crackers.

I read that and couldn't explain to  @GrannyPie  what I was laughing at for  a while because I was laughing so much .What a brilliant description. Priceles !

I see where he gets it from @Fan of Big Tone

[Fan of Big Tone]

6 hours ago, super_ram said:

I read that and couldn't explain to  @GrannyPie  what I was laughing at for  a while because I was laughing so much .What a brilliant description. Priceles !

I see where he gets it from @Fan of Big Tone

He cracks us up with the things he comes out with @super_ram

[Chris]

What was the noise?

I'm trying to imagine what it would sound like for a spider to open a packet of crisps. I guess it was a low rustling noise or something, at least it wasn't a monster or something like that.

[Magic magpie]

2 hours ago, Chris said:

What was the noise?

I'm trying to imagine what it would sound like for a spider to open a packet of crisps. I guess it was a low rustling noise or something, at least it wasn't a monster or something like that.

Ok then ... I’m not sure what your say here

[liampie]

bless, i would ask if it was @Magic magpie doing a monsters inc on him 

[Fan of Big Tone]

4 hours ago, Chris said:

What was the noise?

I'm trying to imagine what it would sound like for a spider to open a packet of crisps. I guess it was a low rustling noise or something, at least it wasn't a monster or something like that.

We never found out what the noise was.

[Chris]

Well keep an eye out for any missing crisp packets just in case. 

[Magic magpie]

3 hours ago, liampie said:

bless, i would ask if it was @Magic magpie doing a monsters inc on him 

More than likely

[CliftonMagpie]

@Fan of Big Tone I'm sure the spiders in your house are innocent!

[magpiejue]

Little fella i was looking after once, told me his mum had put horse rubbish on her sunday dinner. He meant Horseradish of course. Lol 

[TheSkipper]

Haha.. This topic is hilarious.  

[Fan of Big Tone]

Another classic from our grandson.

He’d been ill at school and had to be fetched home, next day his granny asked him if he was better, his reply:

”I’m 0% ill now Granny”, made us laugh, he wasn’t 100% better he was 0% ill. 

[KingMaynard]

That's one way of looking at things. 

[AmericanPie]

On 28/07/2018 at 22:20, Fan of Big Tone said:

Another classic from our grandson.

He’d been ill at school and had to be fetched home, next day his granny asked him if he was better, his reply:

”I’m 0% ill now Granny”, made us laugh, he wasn’t 100% better he was 0% ill. 

Sounds like a little genius you have there Tony, he thinks outside of the box and differently from others.