If your username was a footballer - who would it be?

[ivansneck]

The other thread has got me thinking (generally not a good idea according to my family). Some members, e.g. @Riverleeno, @ohstanleyaborah, @Altin Lala, @Super_Danny_Allsopp etc. use a footballer's name as a username.

I think for me (as an Evertonian of that era) it would be Howard Kendall.

[Chris]

I've always felt @StallardWonderland was an excellent username.

I'm tempted to pinch it.

[DangerousSausage]

Liburd for England?

[Elite_pie]

I would probably have to go for @PaulBolland, on the basis I would give 100% every game, but be completely useless!

 

[Fozzy]

There's 2 that I can't decide between, so it would either be @kevinwilsoninternational, or @wegotcharliepalmer (I don't think I could fit in the rest).

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[super_ram]

Has to be @SteveBloomer

[Blackville]

what about @Baliant Bajner

[DangerousSausage]

@WheresBajner

[allardyces tash]

Nowt wrong with what I have now.

[Turkey_Twizzler]

Nowt wrong with what I have now.

Yours is quality!

[liampie]

i thought about having @justfotheringham a few times but i would probably have to appear less on the site if i did.

[Chris]

I'm going to change everyone's username to the following, speak your objections now or forever sit in silence.

DangerousArquin - @DangerousSausage
PieAndyGoram - @Piethagoram
Fozzingham - @Fozzy
 
I'm struggling now, I'll re-think my strategy and approach. Feel free to chip in

[Piethagoram]

@notts-joe feel free to chip in.... Only with a deep fried Mars Bar

[Turkey_Twizzler]

@notts-joe feel free to chip in.... Only with a deep fried Mars Bar [emoji3]

I can supply the deep fried mars bar! One of the perks of working in a chippy!

[Chris]

@super_pie will be wanting one those now! He already gets given chocolate when he attends games (not by me).

I bribe him with Minecraft related things etc.

[Fozzy]

I'm going to change everyone's username to the following, speak your objections now or forever sit in silence. [emoji6]

DangerousArquin - @DangerousSausage

PieAndyGoram - @Piethagoram

Fozzingham - @Fozzy

 

I'm struggling now, I'll re-think my strategy and approach. Feel free to chip in [emoji14]

Of all the players to pick! I have nothing but admiration for the man and like him, I think we will go up as champions!!!

Does this mean I have to take my seat and look amazing during pre season, but then not turn up when the season actually starts?!?

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