Haven't seen this type of thread on PoN, at least for a while. I think the class on this forum is too high, we need to lower that a bit.

I'll start, naturally.



My God. I don't believe in a God, but I would for her. Gooooood damn. I even went American.


Female members are more than encouraged to participate, @magpiejue, who's your secret crush?

Newsreader Naga Munchetty, so freaking cute my thoughts border on the criminal. Also weather girl Lucy Verasamy.....................wow

This could quite quickly become a one-man thread, don't make it weird.... @notts-joe @weymouthPIE @Piethagoram @GrannyPie @DangerousSausage @AmericanPie @BradtheMiller @liampie @Riverleeno @Who r ya?? You Pies!!

If I've missed you, I apologise. A good looking bird/guy/apache helicopter may heal the pain.

Haven't seen this type of thread on PoN, at least for a while. I think the class on this forum is too high, we need to lower that a bit.

I'll start, naturally.



My God. I don't believe in a God, but I would for her. Gooooood damn. I even went American.


Female members are more than encouraged to participate, [mention=96]magpiejue[/mention], who's your secret crush?

Name?

Allen

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This list could go on for JJ, I'm afraid even my dad has more fancy pieces than I do. I only have eyes for @cheeky~k8

Just now, Captain Sticky said:

Name?

Allen
 

I'm not feeding your habbit!!

Dotty sod.

Just now, notts-joe said:

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This list could go on for JJ, I'm afraid even my dad has more fancy pieces than I do. I only have eyes for @cheeky~k8

This could become 'intimate' for you.

So not sorry. 

2 minutes ago, Super_Danny_Allsopp said:

I'm not feeding your habbit!!

Dotty sod.

With a name like @Captain Sticky, I'm not so sure, but if you watch the Big Bang Theory, she's in there. Good luck 

1 minute ago, Super_Danny_Allsopp said:

This could become 'intimate' for you.

So not sorry. 

I'm curious if Joe can narrow his long and always growing list down to five.

Then again, scrap that! Let him go to town because he'll spend ages going through each crush, sorting out each of their pluses and negatives. We may not see him do any of his work due to having to decide. Not good...

1 minute ago, notts-joe said:

I'm curious if Joe can narrow his long and always growing list down to five.

Then again, scrap that! Let him go to town because he'll spend ages going through each crush, sorting out each of their pluses and negatives. We may not see him do any of his work due to having to decide. Not good...

That's a dodge if I ever saw one.


@super_ram @GrannyPie Roll up, roll up! 

4 minutes ago, BradtheMiller said:

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!

3 minutes ago, Super_Danny_Allsopp said:

That's a dodge if I ever saw one.


@super_ram @GrannyPie Roll up, roll up! 

This is easy...

Super Ram

Granny has two loves..

I'm so disowned now... I just know it

Let's cause a bit of controversy:


FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!

With a name like [mention=392]Captain Sticky[/mention], I'm not so sure, but if you watch the Big Bang Theory, she's in there. Good luck 

Hayley Cucao?

Allen

Just now, Captain Sticky said:

Hayley Cucao?

Allen
 

Weak guess. Gonna have to do better than that. 

Is it wrong that I don't have a porno crush? Or have I missed the interpretation?

Allen

NJ has very kindly pointed me in the direction of this thread... god knows why, it's not like I've got an eye for the ladies...

Who am I kidding?!

So I'll name my two biggest non-porno celeb crushes (very specific I must say!).

The first is Iskra Lawrence, a famous plus size model - she is absolutely delish.

The second is Syrian Olympic swimmer Yusra Mardini. Aside from being very pretty (my type is definitely olive-skinned, brown-eyed, dark haired ladies), her story is also really incredible (Google it if you're curious).

If I could find a girl who's got Yusra's face, Iskra's body, and a personality that is not like a sewer (no digs at my ex here, not at all)... I'll stick a ring on that.

1 minute ago, Captain Sticky said:

Is it wrong that I don't have a porno crush? Or have I missed the interpretation?

Allen
 

Alessandra Torresani
 

Weak guess. Gonna have to do better than that. 

That's what I thought. Know the show but not well. Shes the only girl in it i know
Hayley

Allen

1 minute ago, Captain Sticky said:

That's what I thought. Know the show but not well. Shes the only girl in it i know
Hayley

Allen
 

No straight man is not partial to a bit of Kelly, surely? 

Just now, Super_Danny_Allsopp said:

No straight man is not partial to a bit of Kelly, surely? 

Just now, Joe Jones said:

Have I got time for "honourable mentions"? I'll probably be here all night through to the weekend though.

3 minutes ago, Joe Jones said:

Have I got time for "honourable mentions"? I'll probably be here all night through to the weekend though.

We definitely have time for said honourable mentions.