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You're Non-Porno Secret Crush

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Okey doke, you've been warned!

Emilia Clarke (she's pretty and also quite dorky in real life, 8/10 would let her mother my dragons)

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Bebe Rexha (American singer of Albanian origin, 8/10 would let her serenade me until the early hours, no broken hearts though or she'll show me crazy)

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Dua Lipa (UK singer of Kosovar origin, 9/10 would let her be the one as she is hotter than hell)

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Rachel Hunter, Kiwi model best known for marrying Rod Stewart and possibly shagging Robbie Williams. (9/10 Stacey's mom has definitely got it going on)

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That's all I can think about at the minute, I'm sure more will come to me over the next few days hours minutes...

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1 minute ago, Joe Jones said:

Okey doke, you've been warned!

Emilia Clarke (she's pretty and also quite dorky in real life, 8/10 would let her mother my dragons)

 

That's all I can think about at the minute, I'm sure more will come to me over the next few days hours minutes...

Sha bang on the top 2. Bottom 2... not so sure. 

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1 minute ago, Super_Danny_Allsopp said:

Sha bang on the top 2. Bottom 2... not so sure. 

Probably not the best picture of Dua. Rachel Hunter, I had to show some love to the more, ahem, veteran ladies. Had a massive crush on Rachel Hunter even before Stacey's Mom came out. She's an Amazonian goddess. #deathbysnoosnoo :thumbsup:

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Ah, another one's come to me. I watched the Olympics this year and the GB hockey ladies absolutely smashed it. And of those, one stood out as being absolutely SHA-TING.

Ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen, I presume)... Sam Quek.

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7 minutes ago, Joe Jones said:

Who is that??? LAWD HAVE MERCY! You should put the names as well. For a friend of course.


Anna Chipovskaya.

If we're talking athletes though:


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You have to love a red haired lady. ;)

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When people ask what 'American Pie' is about, they're missing the point. The song isn't about the lines themselves - it's about what is between the lines. The song is about what isn't there.

Don McLean

I wouldn't dream of dignifying this thread by posting a picture. But here's a picture.

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Michelle Rodriguez, who played Ana Lucia on Lost. She has the advantage of looking hot when she's annoyed.

Oh OK then, here's another.

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Motsi Mabuse, a judge on "Let's Dance" in Germany. Her sister dances on Strictly. Fun fact: "Busen" is the German word for "boobies".

Honourable mentions also go to Kim Wlde and Beth Ditto. And of course Mrs Sausage, who is number one in any case (especially if she sees this).

Newsreader Naga Munchetty, so freaking cute my thoughts border on the criminal. Also weather girl Lucy Verasamy.....................wow


If were talking weather girls then Laura Tobin
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Allen

Funnily enough there was a ginger girl on my journalism course also called Sophie Turner. She was a total b***h though!

Anyway, on t'subject of redheads, here is one that I rate very highly:

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Isla Fisher... wawaweewaa (as Borat - played by her HUSBAND Sacha Baron Cohen - would say)

And here's a vintage one... Belinda Carlisle. Back in the 80s she was a beaut.

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On 26/01/2017 at 23:07, notts-joe said:

This is easy...

Super Ram

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Granny has two loves..

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I'm so disowned now... I just know it

Well remembered  @notts-joebut before you were born there was a TV programme about a bomb disposal unit called 'Danger UXB'(about 1979/81) starring this chap who  @GrannyPie drooled over......Anthony Andrews.

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5 hours ago, super_ram said:

Well remembered  @notts-joebut before you were born there was a TV programme about a bomb disposal unit called 'Danger UXB'(about 1979/81) starring this chap who  @GrannyPie drooled over....Anthony Andrews

 

I see how you've pushed further crushes onto a poor, defenceless lady - rather than adding your own!?! ;)

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I've got more if you decide to add fuel to the flames my dear father. ;)

PS. I was tempted to throw Robson and Jerome into the mix but I'm not picking on Granny! :fear:

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5 hours ago, notts-joe said:

I see how you've pushed further crushes onto a poor, defenceless lady - rather than adding your own!?! ;)

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I've got more if you decide to add fuel to the flames my dear father. ;)

PS. I was tempted to throw Robson and Jerome into the mix but I'm not picking on Granny! :fear:

I don't know the top girl but is the 2nd one Jamie Lee Curtis from 'A fish called Wanda' and that old horror film when she was younger ?

Also regarding 'Danger UXB ' -while  @GrannyPie was watching  Anthony Andrews I was watching out for Judy Geeson

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Perhaps showing my age, the late Alexandra Bastedo and Nyree Dawn Porter. Catherine Schell, Alice Krige, Wynona Ryder, Cecile Paoli, Penelope Cruz, Susie Dent, Iman Bowie

If you learn something from every game, there shall come a point in time, when you should never lose... Jimmy Sirrel

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