PON takeover of Notts

[Modern Notts Fan ????]

8 hours ago, DangerousSausage said:

With the news of Ray Trew's "optimistic" valuation of 10 million pounds might scupper a potential takeover, it's time for us fans to step into the breach. The users of this board have many talents that can really bring the club forwards.

First, though, we have to find the money. That's easy enough, @notts-joe can empty the donation fund, I'll empty my tin of loose change that's been filling up for years and we'll just do a whiparound for the remaining 9,999,960 quid. Piece of cake.

So now that the takeover is a mere formality, we have some posts to fill. First of all I'd put @tarquinbeech in charge of catering on the condition that he supplies us with opossum pies. No other league club offers these, and the main point of football is pies after all. I also have an inkling that @Modern Fan 1862 ???? will be interested in the manager's job. What other jobs would people like?

damn straight @DangerousSausage my first task is gettin rid of Alan smith and playing noble in a central role and getting rid of holis sending McKenzie back as he is terrible.

And I'm going to buy a 6ft4 centre back with a dominat presence also I'm banning Fullarton from the dugout and making him a offer to work in the burger van in the kop ????????

[DangerousSausage]

4 hours ago, liampie said:

im happy to be in the background, so can i be the new ceo??

Works for me. You get to be the new Rodders - the one we all blame for everything, whether it was your fault or not!

@Modern Fan 1862 ????, Alan Smith has been promoted to Head of Mushy Peas so wouldn't have time to play anyway.

I hope our prospective new owners are following this thread for tips on how to REALLY run a football club. We'd take the (Northern) Premier League by storm!

[Modern Notts Fan ????]

well one things for sure @DangerousSausage we know how to play players in correct postions oh and I'd also put stan straight back in the starting 11 fans would love me.

Hopefully the new owners don't appoint me based on my good interview skills

[Tarkers]

I leave you guys alone for a few hours while I lock the goats and sheep in the barn, then collect my girlfriend from the bus station.......or was it the other way around, lock the girlfriend in the barn? etc etc......damn these beers!!

.....anyway, I come back....and PON has turned into the CHUCKLE HUT.......hahaha

So own up.....who checked out Sticky Vicky and the Wizard's Sleeve?,,,,not bad for 73 years of age is she...........I see her daughter has applied for the job in Benidorm (check out the YouTube auditions).....while her mum is doing a turn in Tarkers Chuckle Hut!

[xxx]

@DangerousSausage Ray hasn't valued the club at £10m. Just so you all know.

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Hey, we are forgetting @super_ram and @GrannyPie!?!?!

Tea man and supervisor (in that order as above)?? Seems quite ideal. You tell him Granny! Make sure the punters are happy Mr Ram. We have high expectations are THIS county don't ye know.

[Modern Notts Fan ????]

well aslong as my head of recruitment don't pick my team I'm good 

[Joe Jones]

I'll chip in a tenner. Could I be made head of matchday planning? I propose hot-dog sellers that make their way through the stands, a tannoy man who can actually rouse the fans and music every time we score a goal. Oh, and cheerleaders at half time.

[Joe Jones]

On 26/02/2016 at 18:18, tarquinbeech said:

After the game, post-match entertainment will be provided in Tarquins Chuckle Hut by the newly-retired Sticky Vicky Layton from Benidorm (YouTube it yourself, I don't want a yellow!) who has recently returned to "action" following a successful hip operation!

For anyone frantically goggling Sticky Vicky.....I have figured out where she hides the "objects"....it adds a whole new meaning to "Oy, Wizard...it's up your sleeve"......or......"Oy, it's up your Wizard's sleeve?"

Will people judge me if I say I've been to Benidorm (twice) and saw Sticky Vicky's protégé at a bar called the Red Dog? Also twice?

I have no shame.

[Modern Notts Fan ????]

2 hours ago, Joe Jones said:

Will people judge me if I say I've been to Benidorm (twice) and saw Sticky Vicky's protégé at a bar called the Red Dog? Also twice?

I have no shame.

cheerleaders ???????? oh and some mental music so we all bounce like they do in the German stadiums electric atmosphere 

[Northants Pie]

21 hours ago, erindoors said:

@DangerousSausage Ray hasn't valued the club at £10m. Just so you all know.

Does that mean that we could take it over as a community scheme then? I don't think you or your husband would accept the £24.30 we could initially raise but that would only be the start... 

Only messing, would you come back as a honorary lifetime president in our PON run club?

[Modern Notts Fan ????]

wish hardy would hurry up with this takeover then I can manage the club and save us from fullartons boring defensive displays of campin in our own box 

[Modern Notts Fan ????]

ps I need a assistant manager no football knowledge required or expierence just need a good interview and PowerPoint.

 

[Turkey_Twizzler]

ps I need a assistant manager no football knowledge required or expierence just need a good interview and PowerPoint.

 

I'm good with power point; pictures, effects and music, I'll get to work!

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[liampie]

no point blaming me @DangerousSausage, i blame you. 

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We still need cleaners, bar staff, catering etc.

What did @DangerousSausage say he will do? Catering could be one of them. Hot Dogs are back people!

[xxx]

So, how is the whip round for the most important bit going?

;-)

[DangerousSausage]

Mascot, Seat Cleaning Operative, anything that will keep me well away from the catering department and the hot dog sellers! 

Time and again I hear the phrase "Granny could have scored that". If we play @GrannyPie up front maybe we can check the truth of that statement? And of course our assorted pets and children also have to play, but I'm sure there'll still be place for Aborah on the bench.

Since Lynn and Pete have also been promoted to the first team, we now have a couple of vacancies in the club shop, which now stocks some interesting pills that make watching Notts an altogether more interesting experience - I think they're called Lane Super Dragees or something.

[DangerousSausage]

5 minutes ago, erindoors said:

So, how is the whip round for the most important bit going?

;-)

Do you also take pocket fluff? 

[xxx]

that'll be a no, thanks all the same!

[Elite_pie]

On 26/02/2016 at 19:17, notts-joe said:

I'd have Elite as the manager, Pies4u can be his assistant if he comes back and we can have Super_Danny back upfront.

I've been on holiday for a week so I've only just noticed the job offer of manager.  I would like to accept - my next holiday isn't until May so I'm pretty sure I'll have been sacked by then.

[Elite_pie]

1 hour ago, erindoors said:

So, how is the whip round for the most important bit going?

;-)

How soon does Ray need the cash?  A very kind gentleman has just called to tell me I've won £10 million on the Ugandan lottery - I've sent him the £1,000 administration charge to release the funds, so I'll give you a call when the cheque arrives later in the week.

[Tarkers]

6 hours ago, Elite_pie said:

How soon does Ray need the cash?  A very kind gentleman has just called to tell me I've won £10 million on the Ugandan lottery - I've sent him the £1,000 administration charge to release the funds, so I'll give you a call when the cheque arrives later in the week.

Do you need a 50% partner in your venture @Elite_pie.......I also appear to be in for a bit of a windfall plus a new girlfriend!....I have already sent them my bank account details to these people in Benin, so I should have my 50% within a few weeks!

If we put both of our monies into Notts, we can afford to challenge for the Premiership......then Europe!

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