The predicting continues at 3pm on Saturday. Remember your jokers and good luck! Blackpool v Northampton Town Stockport County v Wrexham Accrington Stanley v Swindon Town Barrow v AFC Wimbledon Bromley v Carlisle United Braintree Town v AFC Fylde Hartlepool United v Eastleigh Yeovil Town v Halifax Town

As I discovered on the internet today (which we all know is never wrong), we have lost a total of 1,950 league games, which is more than any other club. Barnsley and Grimsby are next on the list with about 30 fewer, albeit from not as many FL seasons. Unfortunately, we've been a bit rubbish for a very long time. Perversely, I feel a bit of pride in this as it means we've A) been around for a very long time and B ) we've been punching above our weight for a fair part of it. What do we do if we hit 2,000 first? Have a party to drown our sorrows?

That's rather smug. In the Germany I live in, over 90% of the fire brigade is manned by volunteers.

All of a sudden I like him a lot better. He needs to be reinstated and officiating Florist matches forthwith.